timaaaaaaaaaaa

[gakurans]

everyone should see district 9
go go now

➀ comment with a CHARACTER OF MINE.
➁ receive three bits of trivia about their sexuality:
practices, preferences, experiences, fantasies, kinks, etc.
➂ ask about how they'd interact with a character of your choice... IN BED.
➃ ???
➄ PROFIT

active characters are;

gold // goldchampion
madotsuki // fallnotfly ಠ_ಠ
monoe // wontstopsmiling ಠ_ಠ

Comments

[lifeindespair]

WHAT IS THIS PERVERTED MEME

[lifeindespair]

also freeze man

[gakurans]

practices angry sex with animalistic robot masters, prefers getting scratched to all hell, fantasizes about little ice gnomes

SINCE YOU POSTED WITH NOZOMU I'M ANSWERING FOR HIM
freeze would not tap that because dammit he's been trying so hard to perfect bottoming

[lifeindespair]

so he's going to let ice man top?

[karijou]

CHARACTER: maria the wooper
MY CHARACTER: kanji tatsumi @ no_homo_man

[woopahpah]

oh god

well maria is totally straight in the sense he has no idea about sex aside from what he sees on TV
so basically he'll hit on chicks left and right and be a total pervert, but the second a guy hits on him he'd turn into a total derp
you'd think a wooper would be into, y'know, pokemon, but like, he only hits on human females

basically kanji'd wake up to a wooper asleep on his crotch
then he'd blink and that wooper would be very human and very male and he'd probably freak the fuck out

[no_homo_man]

Oh, uh. Hey, Maria-senpai.

...this is kinda gay.

[woopahpah]

i know

[robohomo]

gold. with... bubble. :|

[gakurans]

i

i don't even

[gakurans]

gold's...definitely been in sexual situations before despite his age
he's a warm and fuzzy guy, but he'll participate in sexy threesomes if it's what silver and paul want, it's not like he's against it
he's inexperienced enough that he doesn't have many preferences at all, he'll just go with what happens and keep things simple

i have no idea how gold would top bubble
he's silver-sexual so like
bubble would have to guilt-trip him into it or something i don't even

anyway he'd go with what bubble wanted, the whole thing'd be really slow since that's how gold rolls, he'd feel terrible hurting bubble in any way, and after all of it he'd be nervous about cuddling or anything

then bubble would run out of air and he'd throw him in a lake

[robohomo]

see i knew you could do it :D

[slug2]

MADOTSUKI~ :3

[gakurans]

pick one of your characterrsss

[slug2]

oh uh
how would she be with
...roll

[gakurans]

welp madotsuki's never had anything close to a relationship in my headcanon
boys don't like her and girls are bitches, so if she's ever tried anything at all it would be her hand only
probably only to forget about stuff for awhile
then there's that rape imagery in the game, which also implies that, madotsuki was raped or sexually harassed somehow

roll would probably initiate it in a doujin-esque setting of trying to make madotsuki feel better
she'd be really quite and awkward about the whole thing, but stay for cuddling after 8

[pyrasaur]

Everyone who's seen District 9 thinks it's awesome. This pleases me.

I keep wanting to do these memes, but my Duster is boring and would rather cuddle, and the one in-game sexual comment Olimar made gave me a brain bluescreen. D:

Oh, hey, I didn't know soundstoned was yours.

[soundstoned]

it's exactly what we'd do if a bunch of aliens came to our planet
i rooted for the aliens the whole time

i cannot imagine olimar and his wife getting busy

at all ಠ_ಠ

hi i'm daisy

[pyrasaur]

Yeah, I haven't even seen it and my heart goes out to the prawns, frig but humans suck sometimes.

I KNOW, right? D: He's too ... fatherly.

/BUSTS OUT THE RED SHELLS

[soundstoned]

it's hilarious since i live in rexdale
there's a scene where the main human character calls his wife an angel and shows her picture
some guy at the back of the theater does a wolfwhistle and everyone cracked up

imagine him explaining sex to his kids
it'd be out of a textbook

i wasn't aware you knew of my ness though
isn't this screen name the best