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Apr 05, 2011 08:09

Who: Francis Bonnefoy
What: Sitting in a booth
Where: School's main gate
When: Before classes
Why: Offering his services

FREE ROMANCE )

france

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yeahiamawesome April 5 2011, 01:50:12 UTC
[Throws a rock and puts a hole in the 'O' in 'ROMANCE'.]

Ja! On the first try! Kesese~!

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leroseoverpansy April 5 2011, 14:28:19 UTC
Gilbert, you've ruined my sign. [He places an arm around him and thrusts a card into his hand.]

[CARD SAYS: [ ] SINGLE, AND WILL BOOK A DATE [ ] IN A RELATIONSHIP, BUT WOULD LIKE TO EXPERIENCE THE ROMANCE]

So please, check which one are you.

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yeahiamawesome April 5 2011, 15:06:18 UTC
I know! [Very proud of it.]

The hell's this? [Skims through the card and rips it in pieces before tossing it in the air.]

That's "Totally happy without you" if you didn't get it.

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leroseoverpansy April 5 2011, 15:22:11 UTC
[He must be alone every night.] Quelle horreur.

Mon cher, you've never experienced the romance that I offer.

[Francis remains close to Gilbert, and his hand wander down his back.] Big brother will bring l'amour into your life...

Just say the word...

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yeahiamawesome April 5 2011, 15:40:57 UTC
FUCK! Get off of me!

[Tries to shake him off and definitely punch him a lot.]

Stick your filthy romance in a tree and keep your l'amour the hell away from me!

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leroseoverpansy April 6 2011, 12:15:10 UTC
Ohohohoho~ You have talent for poetry... and maybe even romance. [Kiss on the cheek before he steps away]

It won't be a waste with a tree, mon lapin. [It will bear fruit.]

[Bravely, offers his hand] Now, come on. Share your troubles with big brother.

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yeahiamawesome April 10 2011, 12:23:32 UTC
GACCHHHH!!! [Vehemently rubbing the germs off his cheeks.]

You push your luck some more and you'll be pushing up daisies!! [Didn't know Francis had plant DNA.]

[Glares, thinking about breaking his fingers.] I'll generalize. Bitches in heat, like you.

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leroseoverpansy April 10 2011, 15:10:21 UTC
Bah, non! You will be so lonely without me.

Oh... [Francis delicately touches his forehead, thinking about this, and then he chuckles] Ohohoho...

Is our little lapin, in love with someone?

Do you need big brother's help to court your lady?

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