(Bastard), how may I serve you?

Apr 03, 2011 23:33

Who: Alice Kirkland
What: Lost, but pretending she's where she's supposed to be
Where: (Your character's gender's) Dormitory Hallway
When: Weekend
Why: In search of a couple of troublemakers

Would you please allow me to chop off your g**lies and t*dger to serve on the platter, Sir? )

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ore_america April 7 2011, 15:16:28 UTC
Woohoo! Yeah! [As it was a weekend, Alfred's taking a break from that movie project of his for something he thinks is more fun. Playing with water-guns.]

[His laughs starts out low...] He he he he he....

[And suddenly fills the dormitory] AHA HA HA HA HA!

COME ON, EVERYONE! LET'S PLAY!

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clandestinegal April 7 2011, 15:44:15 UTC
[Noelle has absolutely nothing better to do today, besides discuss the movie, so she tagged along. She even got her own water-gun.]

Yeah-hahaha! [Shooting water all over the place takes mad skillz!]

Hey Alfred! [She tries to shoot water right in his face.] Take that!

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You're both here! <3 ;3; pirate_maid April 8 2011, 12:36:28 UTC
[Alice ran and arrived in time to see 'Emily' shoot.]

[She squealed and for a moment turned pale. These two... They were too old to be playing this childish game! (At least play laser tag!)]

What are you two doing?! Surrender your guns now.

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Yeah, hai! \owo/ ore_america April 8 2011, 14:15:56 UTC
[He tries to dodge the water from Noelle's gun, but gets some right at his face.]

HA HA HA! Good one!

[Allowing reflex to take over, Alfred turns and shoots at Alice when she screamed at them.]

WHOA!

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Yahooooo! o3o/ clandestinegal April 9 2011, 13:06:26 UTC
I totally got ya! Haha!

[Continues laughing until Alice starts screaming at them.]

Heya! You wanna join us?

[Seeing what Alfred does, Noelle joins in and now another jet of water is headed for Alice.]

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Group hug? pirate_maid April 9 2011, 13:18:45 UTC
STOP IT! [She didn't have enough time to shield herself from the water.] ALF-!

[Wet from their assault, and struggling to say something, she stepped aside.]

I SAID, STOP IT!

DISCIPLINE! YOU JONES NEED DISCIPLINE!

[She was one to talk.]

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*hugs* XD ore_america April 9 2011, 13:35:55 UTC
AHA HA HA HA HA! [Didn't think she's serious about it.]

Just play with us, Arthuria! I have an extra gun.

It'll be fun! [He took a step back from the fuming blonde though.]

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*hugs* x3 clandestinegal April 9 2011, 14:03:04 UTC
Arthuria? [Never heard that name before.]

No, no, this is Elisabeth! [Adding to the chaos.]

Come on, Elisabeth! You need to lighten up! [Shoots a bit more water at her.] Hehe!

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*hugs* ;3 pirate_maid April 9 2011, 14:23:39 UTC
[What were they on about? Clearly her charges have gone insane!]

Aah! [She accidentally squealed at the water. It was cold.]

Don't think your tricks will work on me. [She wished she had a whip to use against these twins.]

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*stays* lol X3 ore_america April 9 2011, 14:33:56 UTC
Whaaa? She's Arthuria. I don't know Elisabeth. Though I do know Elizaveta!

Alice is right! [He thinks that Noelle is called Alice.]

You need to lighten up! So play with us!

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*snuggles* <3 clandestinegal April 10 2011, 14:02:59 UTC
No way! Anyway you look at her it's got to be Elisabeth.

Who's Alice? [One too many sprays in the face?]

There's no tricks! Just point and shoot! [Demonstrates on Alfred.]

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*giggles* <3 pirate_maid April 10 2011, 15:25:45 UTC
I am ALICE. [She pushed her drenched hair back to prevent it from sticking to her face.]

And, of course, I am right!

Now stop fooling around and do your homework!

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This is funny XD; sorry for being late ore_america April 12 2011, 06:09:59 UTC
[Takes the hit] Hey! [But still laughing, he shoots at Noelle too]

[He stops to let what Alice said sink in.]

... Homework?

NO WAY!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

And you're not Alice! Are you feeling okay? [Finally notices that she's wearing a maid outfit.] Oh cool! Just like last time! Is there a cafe again?

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It's confusing! :D clandestinegal April 12 2011, 10:55:59 UTC
[Squeals when the cold water hits her.] Hahaha!

I-I don't have homework! [Sticks her tongue out as her nose grows.]

Yeah! Your name can't be Alice. [It's two to one on that point.] It's got to be Elisabeth.

[Looks at Alfred.] Cafe?

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It is ! I almost wrote down the wrong names! Also, I'm sorry that I'm late :o pirate_maid April 13 2011, 11:52:09 UTC
[The twins weren't making sense, and they were being too stubborn and confusing about this that it made Alice suspect they were using another one of their childish games against her.]

I don't understand what you two are talking about.

AND! I'm quite sure you have homework! [She stopped suspiciously, as she eyed Alfred's hand.]

C-Come! [It was obvious she wanted to hold on to Alfred, but she grabbed Noelle's hand instead.]

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Me too, sorry ore_america April 15 2011, 09:30:41 UTC
[Thought she wanted to hit him]

[Phew]

Oh man! Seriously?

It's a weekend! We should take a break during weekends! [It should make sense, but Alfred doesn't really do much homework lately.]

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