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(Bastard), how may I serve you?

Apr 03, 2011 23:33

Who: Alice Kirkland
What: Lost, but pretending she's where she's supposed to be
Where: (Your character's gender's) Dormitory Hallway
When: Weekend
Why: In search of a couple of troublemakers

( Would you please allow me to chop off your g**lies and t*dger to serve on the platter, Sir? )

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austentate April 5 2011, 07:26:16 UTC

The girl over there! [Roderich comes up to Alice, adjusting his (decorative) glasses to better inspect her.]

[Assumes she's here to clean.] Your timing couldn't be better. Come this way. [Crosses his arms and starts walking down the hall.]

pirate_maid April 5 2011, 14:17:17 UTC

[Alice believed he has spotted Alfred and Emily, and followed him. He seemed calm, which put her at ease. Certainly they haven't damaged any of this young master's property.]

[Worst case would be that they've told him to seek her for compensation.]

austentate April 5 2011, 15:26:19 UTC

[He leads the maid to the outside of a dorm room, the walls of which have been terribly graffitied and the floor littered with garbage.]

What do you see here?

pirate_maid April 6 2011, 12:26:01 UTC

Ohff! [She covered her nose and mouth with both hands.]

The aftermath of a gathering of artists?

[Dear lord, please don't let him say that I have to clean this all up!]

austentate April 7 2011, 12:12:52 UTC

How I wish that were true.

[Breathes through a handkerchief.]

Now, I'm sure you know what to do.

pirate_maid April 7 2011, 12:35:53 UTC

[She wanted to scream.]

[And why shouldn't she?]

No! [Coughed to prepare for more screaming] I'm not going to clean this place!

If it was Alfred's fault... make him do it!

austentate April 8 2011, 12:24:14 UTC

[Used to being yelled at about things he expects]

If I could find him and prove it is his mess, I would, but he's probably out running with scissors in the middle of the road.

[Gives her a look that says "one chance" as he leans closer to her.] Might you know where he is?

pirate_maid April 8 2011, 12:41:08 UTC

[Alice gasped at the thought of her Master in trouble. She believed it was a definite possibility. That buffoon!]

W-where? I... uh...

W-with his girlfriend? [In situations like this, Alice was prone to lying.]

austentate April 8 2011, 13:10:21 UTC

Girlfriend? Nonsense. It's publicly known that his relationships have, if I may quote, "crashed and burned".

[Straightens back up and coughs to end the small talk.]

Now if you would please do your job. [Bluntly gets back on the matter at hand.]

pirate_maid April 8 2011, 13:18:18 UTC

[She repeated his words.] Is that so? [When did that happen? This could mean there was still hope for her, but she quickly stomped on that feeling.]

[But she must find out.]

No, thank you. [She turned around to look for her Master or his sister.]

I have other things to do.

austentate April 8 2011, 13:47:11 UTC

Yes, yes, it's quite tragic. [Just answering to be even slightly polite.]

Oh? [Crosses his arms and follows her.]

There's another mess that needs cleaning? [That he should know of?]

pirate_maid April 8 2011, 15:36:28 UTC

Oh yes, there's plenty to do.

[Her hair swayed as she walked.]

I'm afraid that room will have to wait, Sir.

By the way, could you please tell me more about what happened with Alfred?

austentate April 8 2011, 20:18:56 UTC

Hmph, what else has that American laid waste to.

[Picks up the pace until he's walking next to her.]

Yes, very well. I'll have to see these messes for myself.

What's your relationship with Alfred?

pirate_maid April 9 2011, 12:38:47 UTC

[She shook her head. He was giving her a headache.]

Are you... employed here?

[She tensed up and placed a hand over her mouth as she chuckled nervously. She hoped she could lose him somewhere. The school was big, it shouldn't be a problem.]

I'm Alfred's personal maid. [And also Emily's]

austentate April 9 2011, 13:23:13 UTC

[Already? She's seen nothing yet.]

No. I'm a student.

[Plus with Roderich's bad sense of direction he already gets easily lo- I mean, that would be really mean. Yeah.]

Is that so? What are your duties?

pirate_maid April 9 2011, 13:48:39 UTC

[Please don't torture her too much?]

[Almost fooled her.] Why does it concern you then?

[She was going to exert effort into losing him on the way. This was difficult for she wasn't even sure where her Alfred was.]

My duties? [She raised a brow at that, and turned her head away to think of how to answer his question.]

[A sly smile appeared on her face.] It's very difficult, but I'm doing my utmost to keep him in line. More often, I make sure that he's thoroughly satisfied everyday.

But he cannot be contained or satisfied... [Dramatic sigh]

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