Who: Alfred F. Jones ( will be "buried alive" ) What: [On autopilot] Eating hamburgers and walking around the room Where: Dorm common room When: Friday Night Why: Tomorrow is the dreaded day... ( This is so so so bad )
[looks up from a newspaper and frowns] Alfred, I'm all for you giving yourself a heart-attack, but keep inhaling those things and you're going to vomit and I'd really rather not see that.
You said you wooooouuuuuld. [Alfred isn't that cruel. He doesn't want to see a girl cry... and he wants to be sure he won't get kicked in the groin again.]
[Francoise stands by the side of the room, watching Alfred repeatedly circle the place. What keeps her there is the realization that he looked a lot like Alice. Even the stuffing his face full of burgers part is about right.
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Jeez, don't scare me like that.
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Alfred, I'm all for you giving yourself a heart-attack, but keep inhaling those things and you're going to vomit and I'd really rather not see that.
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Why are you making me do your dirty work anyway?
Can't you grow a spine and do it yourself?
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She coughs to get his attention.]
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... Oh no. They found out?!
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Who found out what?
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[Stuffs another burger in his mouth] ... You're in the boys dorm.
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