[Fast thread] Preparing to go to battle and die

Apr 02, 2010 16:14

Who: Alfred F. Jones ( will be "buried alive" )
What: [On autopilot] Eating hamburgers and walking around the room
Where: Dorm common room
When: Friday Night
Why: Tomorrow is the dreaded day...
This is so so so bad )

america

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preussen_ore April 2 2010, 08:19:16 UTC
Jones, could you sit the fuck down? You're making me dizzy. [Is sitting in one of the dorm room couches with his laptop on his lap]

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ore_america April 2 2010, 08:23:01 UTC
What? Oh. [Grabs another burger for his stash, takes a bite, but keeps walking.]

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preussen_ore April 2 2010, 08:35:56 UTC
... [Growls] What the FUCK is your problem??!

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ore_america April 2 2010, 08:46:21 UTC
[Surprised, almost trips, grabs onto a couch] What? WHAT?! [O___O]

Jeez, don't scare me like that.

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rules_the_waves April 2 2010, 12:26:45 UTC
[looks up from a newspaper and frowns]
Alfred, I'm all for you giving yourself a heart-attack, but keep inhaling those things and you're going to vomit and I'd really rather not see that.

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ore_america April 2 2010, 12:38:05 UTC
[Leans on the back of the couch he's on and whines] Artieeeee... Have you talked to her yeeeeet?

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rules_the_waves April 2 2010, 12:58:55 UTC
No, I've yet to see her.
Why are you making me do your dirty work anyway?
Can't you grow a spine and do it yourself?

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ore_america April 2 2010, 13:06:55 UTC
You said you wooooouuuuuld. [Alfred isn't that cruel. He doesn't want to see a girl cry... and he wants to be sure he won't get kicked in the groin again.]

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seduisantefemme April 2 2010, 13:15:45 UTC
[Francoise stands by the side of the room, watching Alfred repeatedly circle the place. What keeps her there is the realization that he looked a lot like Alice. Even the stuffing his face full of burgers part is about right.

She coughs to get his attention.]

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ore_america April 2 2010, 13:24:17 UTC
Gwasdflasdj! [Chokes a bit on that last bit of burger, beats his chest and coughs.] F-frances?! What are you doing here?

... Oh no. They found out?!

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seduisantefemme April 2 2010, 13:45:01 UTC
I prefer Francoise, merci. [Flips her hair.] I've been watching you stuff your face and circle the room for the past few minutes.

Who found out what?

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ore_america April 2 2010, 13:50:20 UTC
Nothing, nothing. [Relieved that they didn't send her to tell him about it.]

[Stuffs another burger in his mouth] ... You're in the boys dorm.

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so am I~? :3 ore_america April 3 2010, 02:24:25 UTC
[Swallows his burger, stares at his brother.]

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X3 ore_america April 3 2010, 02:50:02 UTC
You need to trim your hair and change your style.

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