[Oh my days, more Arthur!]

[rules_the_waves]

Who: England/Arthur Kirkland
What: Drinking tea
Where: In the school caff
When: Lunch time
Why: Because he must have had only four or so cups today

Comments

More Arthurs, yay!

[warmsunflowers]

[Pops out of nowhere and tilts over to look at Arthur face to face. Ivan has an uncanny ability to control space-time and hide himself until the last possible second --or so people say]

Hi, Arthur!

Re: More Arthurs, yay!

[rules_the_waves]

[practically jumps out of his skin and chokes on the tea]
[looks frantically around the room to try and figure out where the bloody hell he came from]
[coughs into his fist and tries to stop spluttering]

Ahem.
Good lord, Ivan, you scared me half to death.

[warmsunflowers]

[Completely unfazed by the response] Uhuhu~ That's not hard to do, da?

[Tilts head] What are you drinking? [Ivan felt like being more obnoxious than usual, which works out great because Arthur was a particularly fun person to annoy]

[rules_the_waves]

[eyes narrow slightly]
Whatever do you mean by that?

And I /was/ drinking Lady Grey, though most of it seems to have gone on the table now.
Far too mild compared to Earl Grey, of course. Still seems a waste though...
[scowls a tad, mourning his poor tea]

[warmsunflowers]

Hehe~ Arthur is easy to surprise, da?

Oh... [Confused] You drink ladies? Is that an English hobby?

[rules_the_waves]

Hmph!
[looks away stroppily]
Not at all true! The British have very strong upper lips, near impossible to spook.
You- you just...came out of nowhere, I wasn't prepared.

And..drink...ladies?
[brow furrows as he tries to understand what on Earth he's on about]
Oh! No, Lady Grey is the name of the brand of tea!
[shakes head]
Honestly, how dippy can you be?

[warmsunflowers]

Heh~ Is Arthur always this grumpy when his tea time is interrupted?

[Pouts] And I am not "dippy"! I know the names of all types of vodka, da?

[rules_the_waves]

Tea time is very important!

Oh, why didn't you say? I'm sure Cambridge would die to have you now.
[snarky snarky]

[warmsunflowers]

[Tilts head again] Is it the caffeine that makes you so grumpy then?

[Sits down uncomfortably close to him and pulls a vodka bottle out of his coat. Apparently, he kept stashes in there] Here, you should have some alcohol, da? Alcohol will relax you~

[rules_the_waves]

No it does not, believe me I'd be a hundred times worse without it.

[frowns and tries to scooch his chair away from him]
[scoffs]
Ivan, the last time I drank any of your alcohol I woke up in a ditch with a post it note stuck to my head that had a half written song about brooms on it.

[warmsunflowers]

[Eyes glint. Oh yes, Ivan remembers] Uhuhu~ But you had to admit that it was fun, da? Good memories!

[rules_the_waves]

[sniff]
As if I remembered a bloody thing.
How is that horrible stuff even legal?

[warmsunflowers]

[Pauses to think about this for half a second, then smiles again] It's legal in Russia and that's all that matters! [Looks around for cups as he pops open his bottle]

Come on, Arthur! You know you want some~

[rules_the_waves]

[sighs sharply and looks away]
I'm quite sure that I don't.
Wait...
What are you even doing having it in school?!

[warmsunflowers]

[Shrugs] I tell everyone it's water? [Giggle]

[Takes a swig anyways, then takes Arthur's tea up, nonchalantly dumps out what little of the tea was left, then poured a gracious amount of the vodka for him]

Here you go!

[rules_the_waves]

[stares at the vodka for a few moments]
...
[snaps out of it and shakes his head]
[leans back in his chair, crossing his arms as he does so]
No, absolutely not.
That stuff is evil.