COME TO YOUR CLASS.
Who: Mr. Julius Rome/Rome-papa, and all of you guys
What: your GE class, if you don't want to fail <3
Where: your classroom :D
When: period 1 (actually I am offering the same speech throughout period 1-6 anyways for it doesn't matter)
Why: Mr. Rome is a school principal who hates to do administrative work(which he will eventually force Germania to deal with it together after school hours), but teaching and hanging out with the students. So, get your pencils and paper. Ready?
[Slaming the door open, the men probably in his fourites and sugar high walks into the classroom with a glee, carrying only a 2-inch textbook, a pencil and a cellphone. Then he stamps one foot on the chair, puts his stuff on the rostrum, and clears his throat to project his great voice resonating the room unnecessarily. ]
Salvete! How are you guys doing? Good? Bad? Ughh--whatever. Yea, finally your GE class, social science and foreign language actually. [scanning the students from the left of the classroom, and chuckles as he sees pretty girls] You guys are sticking with me the whole year, so better not complain b'cuz I am the only teacher and [mumbling] pretty much your school principal and well the blonde... [fades out]
Anyways! This is a class, so I except you guys shut your cellphone up, with the exception of mine, b'cuz I have urgent stuff to deal with as a teacher. Food is... okay, I don't really care if you fall asleep as long as you don't disturb others, that is the number one rule. Don't disturb everyone so I can get the lecture done faster. For the grading system, you have [holds up his fingers] homework 10%, quiz 15%, test 25%, finals 45%, participation 5% with some extra credit oppuntinities available if you are really struggling, sons, [winks at the girls], but my class is not that hard if you pay attention, yea? [puts his head near his ear, hopes to get some responses] And I am here only and only during the school hours, don't grab me after school otherwise you get automatic Fs, okay questions?
What: your GE class, if you don't want to fail <3
Where: your classroom :D
When: period 1 (actually I am offering the same speech throughout period 1-6 anyways for it doesn't matter)
Why: Mr. Rome is a school principal who hates to do administrative work(which he will eventually force Germania to deal with it together after school hours), but teaching and hanging out with the students. So, get your pencils and paper. Ready?
[Slaming the door open, the men probably in his fourites and sugar high walks into the classroom with a glee, carrying only a 2-inch textbook, a pencil and a cellphone. Then he stamps one foot on the chair, puts his stuff on the rostrum, and clears his throat to project his great voice resonating the room unnecessarily. ]
Salvete! How are you guys doing? Good? Bad? Ughh--whatever. Yea, finally your GE class, social science and foreign language actually. [scanning the students from the left of the classroom, and chuckles as he sees pretty girls] You guys are sticking with me the whole year, so better not complain b'cuz I am the only teacher and [mumbling] pretty much your school principal and well the blonde... [fades out]
Anyways! This is a class, so I except you guys shut your cellphone up, with the exception of mine, b'cuz I have urgent stuff to deal with as a teacher. Food is... okay, I don't really care if you fall asleep as long as you don't disturb others, that is the number one rule. Don't disturb everyone so I can get the lecture done faster. For the grading system, you have [holds up his fingers] homework 10%, quiz 15%, test 25%, finals 45%, participation 5% with some extra credit oppuntinities available if you are really struggling, sons, [winks at the girls], but my class is not that hard if you pay attention, yea? [puts his head near his ear, hopes to get some responses] And I am here only and only during the school hours, don't grab me after school otherwise you get automatic Fs, okay questions?