Happy Birthday, Bitch

[gaku_nii_chan]

Yeah, today is the bitch's birthday. I was free of him for two weeks of my life. It was the best two weeks of my life. Then, his mother came to visit my mom and brought him. They put us in a crib together. I'm pretty sure he cuddled with me.

Anyway, happy birthday. You'll get the red wagon tonight and there's a cow in Kobe with your name on it.