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[gaku_nii_chan]

Get an email yesterday from Nanny. First I'm surprised that she knows how to use a computer but whatever, and then I felt bad because I haven't seen her in a while. Then...Bloody hell you old bat put the cane away!...anyway, I figured that, since I have the week off I'd come out to see her. I mean, the woman raised me and...If you try to throw that thing up here I promise you it will end up falling back on your head! ANYWAY, I drove out here this morning after finding out she lived just outside of Osaka. I get here, see her and she seemed happy to see me. I got out of the car and started walking to her and she started swinging her cane at me telling me that I was a little brat for ignoring her all this time.  Now, she may be smaller, but the woman can swing. And when I tried to apologize and tell her For fucks sake woman, I'm trying to visit but you chased me up the god damn TREE! Maybe if you'd stop acting like a crazed nutjob I might get down. Yes, she chased me around the yard and threw the cane at me...and she somehow had ANOTHER ONE, and the only place that was safe was to climb the tree. SO...I'm in a tree. She better let me down soon because I'm hungry. That's right woman, I'm hungry! I came here to take you for lunch and you're being a psycho freak! Let me down so I can EAT! All I want is food. Then I want to go home.

(ooc: anything in italics is Gaku yelling at Nanny)