I Want to Stay in Bed Until December
My last two weeks:
Monday the 5th: Stomach bug causes vomiting, diarrhea, and the inability to remainin any position other than flat on my back.
Thursday the 8th: Plugged up my left ear trying to clean it with a Q-Tip, remains plugged until I see the doctor on Monday the 12th.
Tuesday the 13th: Scraped some guy's bumper on the way home from work, remains to be seen how much it will cost me.
Wednesday the 14th: Strained a muscle in my side, am unable to laugh, sneeze, lie down, or breathe deeply.
If anyone knows a good bunker to hide in, I'm looking for one.
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And now, a few words from today's sponsor, Epicurus:
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then is he impotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then is he malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Whence then is evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
Monday the 5th: Stomach bug causes vomiting, diarrhea, and the inability to remainin any position other than flat on my back.
Thursday the 8th: Plugged up my left ear trying to clean it with a Q-Tip, remains plugged until I see the doctor on Monday the 12th.
Tuesday the 13th: Scraped some guy's bumper on the way home from work, remains to be seen how much it will cost me.
Wednesday the 14th: Strained a muscle in my side, am unable to laugh, sneeze, lie down, or breathe deeply.
If anyone knows a good bunker to hide in, I'm looking for one.
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And now, a few words from today's sponsor, Epicurus:
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then is he impotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then is he malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Whence then is evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"