Dirty Curly's Haikus
Just like a flower
You open wide for my love
Then dissapointed
-Joe
Two Plums ripe for you
Rub Briskly on my firm stalk
Only blood comes out
-Joe
A vulgar barkeep
Bestowes an erotic bliss
Cover me in white
-Caroline
Our orgies are fun
Pleas say THANK YOU the next time
Join us again soon...
-Bob
My diet of beer
And the hardest of liquors
Has killed my sex drive
-Bob
The nectar of grapes
Poured between your greasy toes
Awaits my tastebuds
-Bob
The correct path is
Not always the easiest
way to get down low
-Big Candy
Your unbridled love
Has given me such pleasure
Bitch make me pancakes
-Bob
Joe loves Tristan well
Tristan enjoys the 'palm stalk'
Joe's hand smells for days
-Bob
Cincinati love
Is like a flowing meadow
Tied around your neck
-Bob
Worms swirl underground
Like your finger deep inside
My poop factory
-Joe
I think of your aunt
Your tongue is an orchid
Gently you swallow
-Joe
(rebuttle to Joe's previous haiku)
My aunt is a saint
She is always on her knees
Reciving my seed
-Bob
If you were a bud
I would pollenate you for
Hours upon days
-Tristan
When the wild wind blows
Through your Bohemian mane
My sausage quivers
-Tristan
My buttox gyrates
To the tune of your music
Stare at me with lust
-Bob
My love boat needs a
Sea of rhythm and music
To fill your casm
-Bob
Why do you hurt me
With your sausage of greatness
Flying thru the night
-Tristan
My anus is red
From your golden joy rod
Lets make it purple
-Tristan
Your hot man Meat
Is like the summer sun
In my candle of love
-Tristan
Sun shining gently
My lover begins to wake
The flowers in bloom
-Curlys Girl
I push rough between
Tender and pink, like sushi
your huge labia
-Curlys girl
Joes the best ever
Cleverest man in the world
The biggest dick ever
-Betsy
Let your dirty mouth
Oolate arouny my cock
And fill my mountain
-Tristan
The joyous party
Starts when you pull down your pants
And drink the gullet
-Tristan
The queen bees honey
Is dripping and so silky
Milk that honey comb
-Tristan