Number six
I didn't think anything would make me happy today. Had to have a conversation I was avoiding with an Indian guy... ech. My back was killing me, I was not in a good mood, in general I just felt like shit. And I had to work. This is my 4th day of my 9 day stretch with not a day off until Friday. Was annoyed and in pain. And then the old, useless woman at work said she had a gift for Fred (my boss) and one for me. I figured, "Oh, its probably cookies or something stupid like that." Then she said that she needed Fred to come to her car and get it because she couldn't carry it. Hmmmmm....
And I swear to all things good and holy ... Fred walked in with a rather odd look on his face. Then I saw them. Two, one gallon cans of Basic Cheddar Cheese Sauce. Yes. Cheese in a can. No, make that a shit load of cheese in a can. It wasn't the cheese itself that made me happy. It was the laughter that came out of it when she left.
You can't make that shit up.
And I swear to all things good and holy ... Fred walked in with a rather odd look on his face. Then I saw them. Two, one gallon cans of Basic Cheddar Cheese Sauce. Yes. Cheese in a can. No, make that a shit load of cheese in a can. It wasn't the cheese itself that made me happy. It was the laughter that came out of it when she left.
You can't make that shit up.