just.fucking.listen.
When you ask me what the price for a dog is and I answer "$250, which includes the spay/neuter surgery, first round of vaccinations, microchip & registration, food, collar and leash." I really mean it is $250 with all of that included.
Her: $250? But what about getting it fixed?
Me: Yes, $250. spay/neuter surgery is included.
Her: But what about the first shots?
Me: They are included in the $250 adoption fee.
Her: How much does the microchip cost?
Me: It is included in the adoption fee of $250, along with registration, food, collar and leash.
Her: Do I gotta bring my own leash?
Me:(silently screaming) FOR FUCKS SAKE AREN'T YOU LISTENING?
Me (outloud): No miss, the leash and collar are included in the $250, as well as a bag of food.
Her: Wait. so, $150 includes the fixing and all that other stuff? And I don't gotta take it to the vet at all?
Me: NO. $250 includes the spay/neuter surgery, first round of vaccinations, microchip & registration, food, collar and leash. The dog will require a vet appointment within the first 2 weeks you own it to check for general health, and then annual visits, as well as vaccination boosters yearly.
Her: Oh, What if I don't want all that other stuff? You got any pitts?
and...well, it goes on from there in a similar fashion
i hate people
Her: $250? But what about getting it fixed?
Me: Yes, $250. spay/neuter surgery is included.
Her: But what about the first shots?
Me: They are included in the $250 adoption fee.
Her: How much does the microchip cost?
Me: It is included in the adoption fee of $250, along with registration, food, collar and leash.
Her: Do I gotta bring my own leash?
Me:(silently screaming) FOR FUCKS SAKE AREN'T YOU LISTENING?
Me (outloud): No miss, the leash and collar are included in the $250, as well as a bag of food.
Her: Wait. so, $150 includes the fixing and all that other stuff? And I don't gotta take it to the vet at all?
Me: NO. $250 includes the spay/neuter surgery, first round of vaccinations, microchip & registration, food, collar and leash. The dog will require a vet appointment within the first 2 weeks you own it to check for general health, and then annual visits, as well as vaccination boosters yearly.
Her: Oh, What if I don't want all that other stuff? You got any pitts?
and...well, it goes on from there in a similar fashion
i hate people