Them's fightin' words!
Would I start a war if I started telling people that their Ugg boots were never cute? That they have always been some of the ugliest things I have ever seen? That they were ugly six years ago and things have not changed? I attempt to be a peace lover, but I'm considering taking this risk. I think it might be worth it. A lot of the stupid people at work are squealing about how adorable those fugly things are. I'll admit that yes, they look very warm and rather comfortable. But they don't look practical. Little boots that barely cover your ankles are not going to keep your pant hems from getting soaked. They are not protecting your shins from the foot of snow that is covering the ground. And for the love of whatever somewhat holy person you want to name, DO NOT KEEP WEARING THEM INTO THE OFFICE AND TRACKING SALT EVERYWHERE, YOU FREAKING MORONS! Seriously, why are people so stupid? It's a little worse where I work because we have black carpet to make diamonds show up better on the floor. I am tired of squinting at something sparkly and tiny on the floor, attempting to pick it up several times only to find out that I am putting extra effort into a piece of rock salt.
My coworkers are making me more cranky that usual this winter. I think most of them hate me, which is probably deserved since I think most of them are idiots. I think several of them talk trash about me when I have my headphones on and quietly do my work. I happen to be sitting right next to them. I'm so freaking paranoid. So I decided to take it out on objects. Or I just grind my teeth and take my fingernails and pinch my palm when someone is stupid. I'm trying not to stab my tweezers into my hand or eyes. Maybe one day, I'll wake up and need to go the hospital. And they'll tell me I can never go back to that place because it's given me some weird problem that is only evident there. That's probably not a good thing to hope for, eh?
My coworkers are making me more cranky that usual this winter. I think most of them hate me, which is probably deserved since I think most of them are idiots. I think several of them talk trash about me when I have my headphones on and quietly do my work. I happen to be sitting right next to them. I'm so freaking paranoid. So I decided to take it out on objects. Or I just grind my teeth and take my fingernails and pinch my palm when someone is stupid. I'm trying not to stab my tweezers into my hand or eyes. Maybe one day, I'll wake up and need to go the hospital. And they'll tell me I can never go back to that place because it's given me some weird problem that is only evident there. That's probably not a good thing to hope for, eh?