secrets_of_ninjitsu...
Okay, this entry contains information never before released to the public. we are taking a huge risk here...
But,
we have decided, before we go to space, we should leave earth behind with some knowledge as to how ninjas and mercenaries live...
DUN
DUN
DUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!11!!one!!1
you just dont fuck with a mercenary, okay?
this is my roommate, mike.
one time he killed EVERY SINGLE PERSON in a super-walmart.
WHY?, you ask?
....well, because the person infront of him had more than 12 items in the express line.
so i mean, you gotta be careful not to mess with these guys.... mercs and ninjas are ruthless...
one time somebody made me late for work. they were going 10 under the speedlimit in the fast lane. so that night, i broke into their house...
i snuck around quietly all ninja-like, checking out my surroundings...
and, yes, i slaughtered him in his sleep:
so you gotta be sure not to fuck around with ninjas, okay?
oh, but dont get us wrong, we're nice guys once you get to know us. try to stay on our good sides, don't piss us off, and you'll find out that we're actually very gentle people.
for example, mike is the chef of the house. he loves to make wonderful meals...
and he makes the BEST desserts!! oh, you just havent HAD peach cobbler until you've tried HIS recipe....
see, like i said, we aren't barbarians... we are civilized human beings.
in fact, he even does the dishes....
AND, puts them away
and we do go out in public often, so its in our best interest to have good hygeine....
but the life of a ninja or mercenary can be very tiring.
Our training is NEVER complete.
any spare time we have, we spend studying the great masters....
well, i hope now you have much more respect for what we do.
But,
we have decided, before we go to space, we should leave earth behind with some knowledge as to how ninjas and mercenaries live...
DUN
DUN
DUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!11!!one!!1
you just dont fuck with a mercenary, okay?
this is my roommate, mike.
one time he killed EVERY SINGLE PERSON in a super-walmart.
WHY?, you ask?
....well, because the person infront of him had more than 12 items in the express line.
so i mean, you gotta be careful not to mess with these guys.... mercs and ninjas are ruthless...
one time somebody made me late for work. they were going 10 under the speedlimit in the fast lane. so that night, i broke into their house...
i snuck around quietly all ninja-like, checking out my surroundings...
and, yes, i slaughtered him in his sleep:
so you gotta be sure not to fuck around with ninjas, okay?
oh, but dont get us wrong, we're nice guys once you get to know us. try to stay on our good sides, don't piss us off, and you'll find out that we're actually very gentle people.
for example, mike is the chef of the house. he loves to make wonderful meals...
and he makes the BEST desserts!! oh, you just havent HAD peach cobbler until you've tried HIS recipe....
see, like i said, we aren't barbarians... we are civilized human beings.
in fact, he even does the dishes....
AND, puts them away
and we do go out in public often, so its in our best interest to have good hygeine....
but the life of a ninja or mercenary can be very tiring.
Our training is NEVER complete.
any spare time we have, we spend studying the great masters....
well, i hope now you have much more respect for what we do.