Fic: "I'm Dreaming of a #FFFFFF Christmas"
Since I didn't sign of for the Secret Snowflake, this is what I'm offering as late-Yuletide cheer instead...
Title: “I’m Dreaming of a #FFFFFF Christmas”
Author: kappamaki33
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “Culture Shock” ‘verse. Gaeta and Hoshi host a Christmas Eve party at their apartment. Their interpretation of Christmas turns out a little...interesting.
Characters: Gaeta, Hoshi, Dee, Hotdog, Nicky, Racetrack, Seelix
Notes: Upon looking this over, I think you need to have read at least Chapter 4 of “Culture Shock” for some of the jokes to make any sense. Also, one joke is tied directly to a separately-posted deleted scene from Chapter 4, “Two Hours and as Many Bars Later...” Messrs. Gaeta and Hoshi yet again pointed out to me the clause in their contract that says the author is not allowed to subject them to any angst in this ‘verse, so I can only hope that what this story lacks in conflict it makes up for in fluff and funny.
“No kidding,” said Brendan. “Santas are so confusing. Little kids all line up in the mall to see a Santa, and apparently some of them leave presents behind after they break into your house, but how can you be sure you don’t get the guy in Bad Santa, or the murdering robot one?”
Title: “I’m Dreaming of a #FFFFFF Christmas”
Author: kappamaki33
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “Culture Shock” ‘verse. Gaeta and Hoshi host a Christmas Eve party at their apartment. Their interpretation of Christmas turns out a little...interesting.
Characters: Gaeta, Hoshi, Dee, Hotdog, Nicky, Racetrack, Seelix
Notes: Upon looking this over, I think you need to have read at least Chapter 4 of “Culture Shock” for some of the jokes to make any sense. Also, one joke is tied directly to a separately-posted deleted scene from Chapter 4, “Two Hours and as Many Bars Later...” Messrs. Gaeta and Hoshi yet again pointed out to me the clause in their contract that says the author is not allowed to subject them to any angst in this ‘verse, so I can only hope that what this story lacks in conflict it makes up for in fluff and funny.
“No kidding,” said Brendan. “Santas are so confusing. Little kids all line up in the mall to see a Santa, and apparently some of them leave presents behind after they break into your house, but how can you be sure you don’t get the guy in Bad Santa, or the murdering robot one?”