Warning: Spoilers
Here's my Photoshopped revenge for the events that have transpired in 4.11.
If Ron won't give me what I want, I'll just have to create it for myself and pretend that it's canon.
Before:
In which Felix fantasizes about ripping out Kara's inappropriately long hair in 4.12.
After:
In which Felix fantasizes about frakking Dee on the CIC console in 4.12.
What Happened in My Version of 4.11
Once upon a time. Dee was sad when she discovered that Earth was a giant ugly s**thole. So together with Felix, she got pissed drunk. Drinking lead to giggling, giggling lead to strip pyramid, strip pyramid lead to b**chy gossiping, and somehow b**chy gossiping lead to energetic frakking.
Ten hours later, Dee wasn't sad anymore. Frakking left her too tired to care about Earth or its crummy gray-themed atmosphere. The only thing she cared about now was Felix's curly hair, his hilariously b**chy passive aggressive cracks, and how much a prosthetic leg adds to ones frakking experience. THE END.