I hate excercising will power

[gaelic_flame]

Why is it that I'm only enormously attractive to the opposite sex when my girlfriend's in another country? 3 girls in as many shows would probably have jumped me if I didn't tell them I wasn't single. And they were all very, very attractive ladies - hence the title.

I love the fact that I go for years essentially being all emo about my lack of prospects, and then everything does a 180 flip all of a sudden.