I'm about to shit on my desk.
Remember on August 2nd, 2004 when I started looking for a new job? Well some poor fools finally hired me. When good companies start hiring the unemployable you know things are amiss. ANYWAY now I'm waiting for the little Japanese overlords at my current shit job to come up to me at the last minute and say "YOU HAVE CONTRACT! YOU WORK FULL YEAR! YOU STAY ROUNDEYE! WE SUE!" So that leaves me three weeks of planning time to come up for a way to get instantly fired. No suspension, no written warning, flat out get-your-smelly-shit-out-of-our-smelly-office fired. What will upset the creepy Japanese so much they'll throw me out? Can anything?