Gay Day in Amsterdam
So I was out (with my girlfriend) and we were walking around, having some lunch and watching the boats. The weather was great and we were sitting on some steps on Prinsegracht reading a newspaper or something. So then these two young women sit next to me and their guy friend next to them, and they're staring at a map. She asks me for directions and gets all chatty and flirty. Well, unlike some people, I'm in a relationship and not interested in cheating so when she gets up to leave and motions me to follow, I say 'have a nice time' and go back to my paper. Feeling quite flattered and a bit high on myself, I then realised the two women were wearing the same outfit and holding hands. They were lesbians trying to pick me up for their single guy friend.
I hate Gay Day.
I hate Gay Day.