[Dec 09 Advent] Day 15
Title: Match Making
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Pairing: Gackt/You, potential Cha/Yoshiki
Band: GacktJOB
Warnings: Mention of naughty things.
Summary: Gackt and You want to set Chacha up.
Notes: Dec 2009 Advent - Day 15
Written for sidneyfireblood ^v^
Word Count: 420
“How about Ken? He’s not exactly flamboyant about it, but Hyde told me he doesn’t care if it’s a skirt or pants on the floor by his bed,” Gackt said, lying down on the couch in his living room. You chuckled and walked up to Gackt, tapping him on the shoulder. Gackt briefly lifted his head and You sat down, the singer then lying back down, head resting in the violinist’s lap. “Don’t you want someone to lounge around with like this?” Gackt smiled as You stroked his hair.
“Ken smokes too much,” Chacha objected.
“Kamijo?” You suggested. “Gaku’s in contact with him again. He could set you up.”
“Too glamorous. I want someone more down to earth.”
“I guess that rules out Mana,” You laughed.
Gackt nudged his lover in the abdomen with his elbow. “Don’t even joke. I could never pair Cha up with that monster.” He and the Moi dix Mois guitarist still had not set their differences aside. “I could get you a date with Közi though. He mentioned being in the market for someone last time I talked to him.”
Again, Chacha shook his head. “I do not believe he would be very supportive of my vegetarianism. And the eyeballs thing... always creeped me out.”
The three musicians sat together, quietly brainstorming.
“...Yoshiki.”
“What?” Chacha laughed.
“Yoshiki,” Gackt repeated. “He’d be perfect for you.”
“Your Yoshiki?”
Gackt nodded.
“X Japan Yoshiki?”
Gackt nodded again.
“Redesigned Hello Kitty to be a glam rocker Yoshiki?”
“For God’s sake, Cha, yes, THAT Yoshiki! You’re around the same age, you’re both single, you’re both gayer than You’s rainbow vibrator from high school,” Gackt exclaimed, ignoring his lover’s soft whimper of protest at the sudden revelation of personal and embarrassing information.
“But-”
“No more excuses,” Gackt said. “I’m calling him.”
“Gacchan! I’m warning you,” Chacha said, pointing a finger at the vocalist. “As bandleader, I order you to cease and desist!”
The two exchanged a look and then both scrambled to try to reach the nearest phone first.
You cleared his throat loudly, stopping the guitarist and vocalist before they could launch into a battle of epic proportions. “I already texted him.”
Gackt laughed in triumph and patted Chacha encouragingly on the back. “Well, any response?” the guitarist asked, hope somehow slipping into his voice.
“Yeah,” You said, looking at the illuminated screen of his cell phone. “He wants to know how soon you can fly to LA. He’s heard ‘The Princess and the Frog’ turned out really cute.”
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A/N: Any more prompts? Finals are om-nom-nomming on my brain.
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Pairing: Gackt/You, potential Cha/Yoshiki
Band: GacktJOB
Warnings: Mention of naughty things.
Summary: Gackt and You want to set Chacha up.
Notes: Dec 2009 Advent - Day 15
Written for sidneyfireblood ^v^
Word Count: 420
“How about Ken? He’s not exactly flamboyant about it, but Hyde told me he doesn’t care if it’s a skirt or pants on the floor by his bed,” Gackt said, lying down on the couch in his living room. You chuckled and walked up to Gackt, tapping him on the shoulder. Gackt briefly lifted his head and You sat down, the singer then lying back down, head resting in the violinist’s lap. “Don’t you want someone to lounge around with like this?” Gackt smiled as You stroked his hair.
“Ken smokes too much,” Chacha objected.
“Kamijo?” You suggested. “Gaku’s in contact with him again. He could set you up.”
“Too glamorous. I want someone more down to earth.”
“I guess that rules out Mana,” You laughed.
Gackt nudged his lover in the abdomen with his elbow. “Don’t even joke. I could never pair Cha up with that monster.” He and the Moi dix Mois guitarist still had not set their differences aside. “I could get you a date with Közi though. He mentioned being in the market for someone last time I talked to him.”
Again, Chacha shook his head. “I do not believe he would be very supportive of my vegetarianism. And the eyeballs thing... always creeped me out.”
The three musicians sat together, quietly brainstorming.
“...Yoshiki.”
“What?” Chacha laughed.
“Yoshiki,” Gackt repeated. “He’d be perfect for you.”
“Your Yoshiki?”
Gackt nodded.
“X Japan Yoshiki?”
Gackt nodded again.
“Redesigned Hello Kitty to be a glam rocker Yoshiki?”
“For God’s sake, Cha, yes, THAT Yoshiki! You’re around the same age, you’re both single, you’re both gayer than You’s rainbow vibrator from high school,” Gackt exclaimed, ignoring his lover’s soft whimper of protest at the sudden revelation of personal and embarrassing information.
“But-”
“No more excuses,” Gackt said. “I’m calling him.”
“Gacchan! I’m warning you,” Chacha said, pointing a finger at the vocalist. “As bandleader, I order you to cease and desist!”
The two exchanged a look and then both scrambled to try to reach the nearest phone first.
You cleared his throat loudly, stopping the guitarist and vocalist before they could launch into a battle of epic proportions. “I already texted him.”
Gackt laughed in triumph and patted Chacha encouragingly on the back. “Well, any response?” the guitarist asked, hope somehow slipping into his voice.
“Yeah,” You said, looking at the illuminated screen of his cell phone. “He wants to know how soon you can fly to LA. He’s heard ‘The Princess and the Frog’ turned out really cute.”
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A/N: Any more prompts? Finals are om-nom-nomming on my brain.