Movie Quotes Meme
Movie quotes!
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB, find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them in a note for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDB search functions
Quotes:
1. "Mike, you have a call on your private line..."
"Oh, that'll be my little girl wanting a tattoo."
2. "That is going to be one huge search."
"You can use our T1 line to look up Sailor Moon crap, you're up to this!"
3. "The video arcade is down the street. Here we just sell small rectangular objects. They're called books. They require a little effort on your part, and make no bee-bee-bee-bee-beeps. On your way please."
4. "My mother always said my sister, Satsu was like wood. As rooted to the earth as a sakura tree... But she told me I was like water... Water can carve its way through stone. And when trapped, water makes a new path."
5. "I'm on Planet 'X' lookin' for a dweeb who wears green fatigues. He wears glasses. He has long hair. And he sneezes."
6. "Sean... He's on the beach now, a toe in the water. He's asking you to come in with him. He's been racing his mother up and down the sand. There's so much love in this house. He's ten years old. He's surrounded by animals. He wants to be a vet. You keep a rabbit for him, a bird and a fox. He's in high school. He likes to run, like his father. He runs the two-mile and the long relay. He's 23. He's at a university. He makes love to a pretty girl named Claire. He asks her to be his wife. He calls here and tells Lara, who cries. He still runs. Across the university and in the stadium, where John watches. Oh God, he's running so fast, just like his daddy. He sees his daddy. He wants to run to him. But he's only six years old, and he can't do it. And the other men are so fast. There was so much love in this house."
7. "What a way to run a business. Spare me these unending trials. Half your cast disappears but the crowd still cheers. Opera, to hell with Gluck and Handel; have a scandal and you're sure to have a hit."
8. "The correct answer was 'The Mormons, Mormons yes." (Never actually seen this film, but this line was GREAT!)
9. "It is a pity that the race will now be won by a Protestant."
Mother Superior: "A Protestant? Sisters, don't stand there gazing. This good Catholic needs our help!"
10. "Oh, for heaven's sake, girl! It wasn't that good of a kiss."
11. "Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for *you*! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?"
12. "Do you really think *I* could play the shrew?"
"You'd make a perfect shrew!"
13. "Why is it do you think we fight for you?"
"Mental void?"
14. "Um, look, this isn't what I do, but I've got an idea for one of your commercials. You see... a carpenter, making a beautiful chair. And then one of your robots comes in and makes a better chair twice as fast. And then you superimpose on the screen, "USR: Shittin' on the Little Guy". That would be the fade-out."
15. "I will not wear booties."
"Better than falling down."
"[neighs in annoyance] Ooh, my poor dignity."
(HINT: The one who doesn't want to wear booties has a rainbow mane and tail, and the one teasing him is a robot.)
16. "If you leave him alone Quatre always takes the blame himself for everything. I wouldn't be surprised if one day he starts saying that his lack of effort is the reason there is no air in outer space."
17. "Death by tea cup. Damn. Why didn't I think of that?"
18. "That's it! I can't take this anymore! I can't! I give up! I'm sick of struggling for survival! Competing with gophers and earthworms, and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts! And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid...*tree!*"
19. "I'm used to dealing with mobsters and bootleggers and gunsles but you bankers, scary."
20. "It's a snap. [demonstrates with a carrot and a miniature guillotine] I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then... [releases the blade, cutting the end off the carrot] I nip the tip! Who's first?"
Some are obscure, and some are WAAAAAAY too easy.
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB, find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them in a note for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDB search functions
Quotes:
1. "Mike, you have a call on your private line..."
"Oh, that'll be my little girl wanting a tattoo."
2. "That is going to be one huge search."
"You can use our T1 line to look up Sailor Moon crap, you're up to this!"
3. "The video arcade is down the street. Here we just sell small rectangular objects. They're called books. They require a little effort on your part, and make no bee-bee-bee-bee-beeps. On your way please."
4. "My mother always said my sister, Satsu was like wood. As rooted to the earth as a sakura tree... But she told me I was like water... Water can carve its way through stone. And when trapped, water makes a new path."
5. "I'm on Planet 'X' lookin' for a dweeb who wears green fatigues. He wears glasses. He has long hair. And he sneezes."
6. "Sean... He's on the beach now, a toe in the water. He's asking you to come in with him. He's been racing his mother up and down the sand. There's so much love in this house. He's ten years old. He's surrounded by animals. He wants to be a vet. You keep a rabbit for him, a bird and a fox. He's in high school. He likes to run, like his father. He runs the two-mile and the long relay. He's 23. He's at a university. He makes love to a pretty girl named Claire. He asks her to be his wife. He calls here and tells Lara, who cries. He still runs. Across the university and in the stadium, where John watches. Oh God, he's running so fast, just like his daddy. He sees his daddy. He wants to run to him. But he's only six years old, and he can't do it. And the other men are so fast. There was so much love in this house."
7. "What a way to run a business. Spare me these unending trials. Half your cast disappears but the crowd still cheers. Opera, to hell with Gluck and Handel; have a scandal and you're sure to have a hit."
8. "The correct answer was 'The Mormons, Mormons yes." (Never actually seen this film, but this line was GREAT!)
9. "It is a pity that the race will now be won by a Protestant."
Mother Superior: "A Protestant? Sisters, don't stand there gazing. This good Catholic needs our help!"
10. "Oh, for heaven's sake, girl! It wasn't that good of a kiss."
11. "Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for *you*! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?"
12. "Do you really think *I* could play the shrew?"
"You'd make a perfect shrew!"
13. "Why is it do you think we fight for you?"
"Mental void?"
14. "Um, look, this isn't what I do, but I've got an idea for one of your commercials. You see... a carpenter, making a beautiful chair. And then one of your robots comes in and makes a better chair twice as fast. And then you superimpose on the screen, "USR: Shittin' on the Little Guy". That would be the fade-out."
15. "I will not wear booties."
"Better than falling down."
"[neighs in annoyance] Ooh, my poor dignity."
(HINT: The one who doesn't want to wear booties has a rainbow mane and tail, and the one teasing him is a robot.)
16. "If you leave him alone Quatre always takes the blame himself for everything. I wouldn't be surprised if one day he starts saying that his lack of effort is the reason there is no air in outer space."
17. "Death by tea cup. Damn. Why didn't I think of that?"
18. "That's it! I can't take this anymore! I can't! I give up! I'm sick of struggling for survival! Competing with gophers and earthworms, and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts! And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid...*tree!*"
19. "I'm used to dealing with mobsters and bootleggers and gunsles but you bankers, scary."
20. "It's a snap. [demonstrates with a carrot and a miniature guillotine] I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then... [releases the blade, cutting the end off the carrot] I nip the tip! Who's first?"
Some are obscure, and some are WAAAAAAY too easy.