Sam, when I told your daddy I was having a shitty day,

[gabzilla]

I did not mean that I wanted you to roll over as soon as I opened up your diaper full of antibiotic-side-effect-river-o-poop and flop all over the place, ensuring that you got every nook and cranny of yourself covered in poop.

sigh.

It's been a while since Jer traveled for business.
He's never been away from the baby..

This is going to be a really long week.