Pardon my deliriously tired anger

Oct 12, 2008 20:32

The moron mason who worked on this house should be bricked into a wall.
The exterminator that examined the house before we bought should get that buried to his neck, honey and fire ant treatment.
The house inspector should have a number of painful, costly and (why not) humiliating things happen to him, so as to make his final words be: "If only I didn't suck like a whore at a Hoover factory. I don't even know what that means.. erk."

Sounds like we'll make a new front porch addition.. real soon... 'cause we have to.
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