... You know... I just get fine with being single and..
Now I've got like... 4 different girls looking interested at me. So here's a quiz to ignore that whole situation.
[ Name ] Elijah
[ Nicknames ] Big Sexy, Cupcake, Lunchbox, Spike, E, Big-E, Schnookums, Puddin', Tink.
[ Screen name ] GabrielxDraven
[ Age ] 21
[ Astrological sign? ] Vigo
[ Chinese zodiac sign? ] Rat
[ Location ] In the present, never in the past, always looking towards the future.
[ Sexual Preference] I'm ambi-sexterous.. or as I like to say... greedy.
[ Marital Status ] Single, not looking.
[ Religion ] is for people who are afraid of going to Hell, Spirituality is for those who've already been there.
[ Current Hair color/length ]
[ Eye color ]Hazel
[ Height ] 6'
[ Weight ] 280 lbs
[ Shoe size ] 12 to 13 depending...
[ Parents still together? ] Yes, Happily
[ Siblings? ] One older brother.
[ Nieces/Nephews? ] None yet, thank God.
[ Kids of your own? ] Yeah a few... some in Arizona... New Mexico... Tennessee.. I dunno, I lost track when I was throwing them out of the plane.
[ Pets? ] .... define.. "pets".....
[ In school/graduated? ] Not currently, no, got my GED.
[ Rent, lease, or own your home? ] Not yet, working towards it.
[ What do you do for work? ] Security, Crowd Control.
[ How much do you make? ] Never enough.
[ Have any credit cards? ] Good Lord no... never if I can help it.
[ What do you drive? ] A wonderful P.O.S. that's amazingly enough still running.
Favorites:
[ Fave Colour ] Crimson, or Dark Purple... maybe a little pink, since black isn't actually a color.
[ Fave Number ] 50489
[ Fave Animal ] Myself.
[ Fave Vehicle ] 1950's gangster style chevy with suicide doors... matt-black, like Johnny Cash.
[ Flower ] Orchids.
[ Scent ] Rain storms in the Fall.
[ Drinks ] Wine, Southern Comfort, Tequila, Wine, Smirnoff, Wine.
[ Soda ] Mountain Dew or Cherry Coke
[ Book ] Steppenwolf by Herman Hesse
[ Author ] Franchesca Lia Block (thank you Ellie)
[ Band ] Mindless Self Indulgence
[ Song ] "The Way I Was" - Makeshift-Romeo, or "I write Sins, not Tragidies" - PANIC! At the Disco.
Do you...
[ Colour your hair? ] Often. Usually black with odd color tips.
[ Twirl your hair? ] .... it's not long enough yet, but I'm sure I will... eventually.
[ Have tattoos? ] Yes, and want MORE.... *fiending begins*
[ Piercings? ] Yes... and I want MOOOOOORE... *fiending continues...*
[ Cheat on tests/homework? ] Last time I took a test....... was a long time ago, and No, I didn't.
[ Drink/Smoke? ] Yes and Yes.
[ Like roller coasters? ] Very much so..... but I like Women and Men more.
[ Wish you could live somewhere else? ] All the time, and yet... never.
[ Want more piercings? ] ......*fiending for pain...*
[ Like cleaning? ] Depends on my mood.
[ Write in cursive or print? ] Print... cursive blows dogs for quarters... much like Disco.
[ Carry a donor card? ] Never.
[ Swear a lot? ] Fuck no... I mean.. yeah.
[ Own a web cam? ] Yes, I just don't use it... I'm too hot to release onto the world.
[ Know how to drive? ] Very well... and dangerously.
[ Diet? ] Depends on the definition of "diet"
[ Own a cell phone? ] Yes. Nextel/Sprint.
[ Ever get off the damn computer? ] All the time, work, coffee, friends, etc..
[ Hablar Espanol? ] see senn-yorr
Have you ever...
[ Gotten a speeding ticket?] One.
[ DUI? ] Never, and I never will Lord willing.
[ Been in a wreck? ] ...not really a wreck. More like a bump.
[ Been arrested? ] ....*whistles innocently* nope.. I don't get caught.
[ Been in a fist fight? ] ... me... violent?! Never... well.. not anymore really.
[ Kicked someone in the nuts? ] Yeah, cause we're idiot friends like on Jackass... the home version.
[ Stolen a car? ] .....Not technically.
[ Stolen anything? ] If I had, would I admit to it?
[ Held a gun? ] Yes, and had one held to my head.
[ Smoked? ] Like... half a pack a day.
[ Pot? ] When I was young and stupid.
[ Crack? ] Never.
[ Drink? ] Yes... very much so.
[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ] Good Lord no.... I have to have something to scream.
[ Considered a life of crime? ] Considered??!!.... uumm yeah... considered it.. *shifty eyes*
[ Considered being a hooker? ] .. why, I wouldn't make any money!
[ Cheated on someone? ] .... only like... all but two of my girl/boyfriends
[ Been married? ] Nope... doubt I ever will. What's the point?
[ Cried over a boy? ] Yes.... multiple boys, for multiple reasons.
[ Lied to someone? ] Unfortunately.
[ Been in love? ] Yes.. and threw it away for someone else, cause it was "easier"
[ Had sex outdoors? ] Yup... a couple times.
[ Fallen for your best friend? ] Nope... cause he's straighter-er than a fucking iron bar on a prison window.
[ Made out with JUST a friend? ] Yes... a couple times... different people... different genders.
[ Been rejected? ] Yes, and glad I was.
[ Been in lust? ] Yes, a few times.
[ Used someone? ] .....Yeah... not very proud of that.
[ Been used? ] Once, and one other tried to.
[ Been cheated on? ] Yes... by a couple of people in my past.
[ Been kissed? ] ..... Nope... I fuck like a rabbit with all my significant others, but I've never fuckin' kissed them....... damn fucktards.
[ Experimented with homosexuality? ] No.... I fuckin' rocked it hard!
[ Tried to kill yourself? ] .... only once or.... twelve times.
There we go... yay for Stupid Internet Diarrhea quizzes and shit.
~ Archangel_Zero
[ Name ] Elijah
[ Nicknames ] Big Sexy, Cupcake, Lunchbox, Spike, E, Big-E, Schnookums, Puddin', Tink.
[ Screen name ] GabrielxDraven
[ Age ] 21
[ Astrological sign? ] Vigo
[ Chinese zodiac sign? ] Rat
[ Location ] In the present, never in the past, always looking towards the future.
[ Sexual Preference] I'm ambi-sexterous.. or as I like to say... greedy.
[ Marital Status ] Single, not looking.
[ Religion ] is for people who are afraid of going to Hell, Spirituality is for those who've already been there.
[ Current Hair color/length ]
[ Eye color ]Hazel
[ Height ] 6'
[ Weight ] 280 lbs
[ Shoe size ] 12 to 13 depending...
[ Parents still together? ] Yes, Happily
[ Siblings? ] One older brother.
[ Nieces/Nephews? ] None yet, thank God.
[ Kids of your own? ] Yeah a few... some in Arizona... New Mexico... Tennessee.. I dunno, I lost track when I was throwing them out of the plane.
[ Pets? ] .... define.. "pets".....
[ In school/graduated? ] Not currently, no, got my GED.
[ Rent, lease, or own your home? ] Not yet, working towards it.
[ What do you do for work? ] Security, Crowd Control.
[ How much do you make? ] Never enough.
[ Have any credit cards? ] Good Lord no... never if I can help it.
[ What do you drive? ] A wonderful P.O.S. that's amazingly enough still running.
Favorites:
[ Fave Colour ] Crimson, or Dark Purple... maybe a little pink, since black isn't actually a color.
[ Fave Number ] 50489
[ Fave Animal ] Myself.
[ Fave Vehicle ] 1950's gangster style chevy with suicide doors... matt-black, like Johnny Cash.
[ Flower ] Orchids.
[ Scent ] Rain storms in the Fall.
[ Drinks ] Wine, Southern Comfort, Tequila, Wine, Smirnoff, Wine.
[ Soda ] Mountain Dew or Cherry Coke
[ Book ] Steppenwolf by Herman Hesse
[ Author ] Franchesca Lia Block (thank you Ellie)
[ Band ] Mindless Self Indulgence
[ Song ] "The Way I Was" - Makeshift-Romeo, or "I write Sins, not Tragidies" - PANIC! At the Disco.
Do you...
[ Colour your hair? ] Often. Usually black with odd color tips.
[ Twirl your hair? ] .... it's not long enough yet, but I'm sure I will... eventually.
[ Have tattoos? ] Yes, and want MORE.... *fiending begins*
[ Piercings? ] Yes... and I want MOOOOOORE... *fiending continues...*
[ Cheat on tests/homework? ] Last time I took a test....... was a long time ago, and No, I didn't.
[ Drink/Smoke? ] Yes and Yes.
[ Like roller coasters? ] Very much so..... but I like Women and Men more.
[ Wish you could live somewhere else? ] All the time, and yet... never.
[ Want more piercings? ] ......*fiending for pain...*
[ Like cleaning? ] Depends on my mood.
[ Write in cursive or print? ] Print... cursive blows dogs for quarters... much like Disco.
[ Carry a donor card? ] Never.
[ Swear a lot? ] Fuck no... I mean.. yeah.
[ Own a web cam? ] Yes, I just don't use it... I'm too hot to release onto the world.
[ Know how to drive? ] Very well... and dangerously.
[ Diet? ] Depends on the definition of "diet"
[ Own a cell phone? ] Yes. Nextel/Sprint.
[ Ever get off the damn computer? ] All the time, work, coffee, friends, etc..
[ Hablar Espanol? ] see senn-yorr
Have you ever...
[ Gotten a speeding ticket?] One.
[ DUI? ] Never, and I never will Lord willing.
[ Been in a wreck? ] ...not really a wreck. More like a bump.
[ Been arrested? ] ....*whistles innocently* nope.. I don't get caught.
[ Been in a fist fight? ] ... me... violent?! Never... well.. not anymore really.
[ Kicked someone in the nuts? ] Yeah, cause we're idiot friends like on Jackass... the home version.
[ Stolen a car? ] .....Not technically.
[ Stolen anything? ] If I had, would I admit to it?
[ Held a gun? ] Yes, and had one held to my head.
[ Smoked? ] Like... half a pack a day.
[ Pot? ] When I was young and stupid.
[ Crack? ] Never.
[ Drink? ] Yes... very much so.
[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ] Good Lord no.... I have to have something to scream.
[ Considered a life of crime? ] Considered??!!.... uumm yeah... considered it.. *shifty eyes*
[ Considered being a hooker? ] .. why, I wouldn't make any money!
[ Cheated on someone? ] .... only like... all but two of my girl/boyfriends
[ Been married? ] Nope... doubt I ever will. What's the point?
[ Cried over a boy? ] Yes.... multiple boys, for multiple reasons.
[ Lied to someone? ] Unfortunately.
[ Been in love? ] Yes.. and threw it away for someone else, cause it was "easier"
[ Had sex outdoors? ] Yup... a couple times.
[ Fallen for your best friend? ] Nope... cause he's straighter-er than a fucking iron bar on a prison window.
[ Made out with JUST a friend? ] Yes... a couple times... different people... different genders.
[ Been rejected? ] Yes, and glad I was.
[ Been in lust? ] Yes, a few times.
[ Used someone? ] .....Yeah... not very proud of that.
[ Been used? ] Once, and one other tried to.
[ Been cheated on? ] Yes... by a couple of people in my past.
[ Been kissed? ] ..... Nope... I fuck like a rabbit with all my significant others, but I've never fuckin' kissed them....... damn fucktards.
[ Experimented with homosexuality? ] No.... I fuckin' rocked it hard!
[ Tried to kill yourself? ] .... only once or.... twelve times.
There we go... yay for Stupid Internet Diarrhea quizzes and shit.
~ Archangel_Zero