The Porn Poll

Oct 26, 2011 16:08

You know, sometimes I get the weirdest poll ideas. I have no excuse for my brain. Sorry ( Read more... )

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spikesjojo October 26 2011, 21:17:17 UTC
Buffy and Willow would have lighter, more romantic porn - and maybe a Kama Sutra kind of thing. Angel so has porn - but he hides it well. Oz is bemused by it. Tara thinks it objectifies and finds it a turn off. Dawn can't find any yet, and she's more into music and tv stars.

Spike and Faith have the largest, most varied collections. Anya has the kinkiest. Riley shares his with his buddies but he secretly wants more than vanilla sex and booby shots. Xander had a much smaller stash before he hooked up with Anya. Oh, and Cordy studies hers for poses and expressions.

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ceciliaj October 26 2011, 21:18:33 UTC
Cordy studies hers for poses and expressions.

Ha! I could see that :).

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gabrielleabelle October 26 2011, 21:32:19 UTC
Angel so has porn - but he hides it well.

Totally!

In my head canon, Tara writes (and reads) smutty fanfic. Or maybe just original fic. Whichever.

Anya has the kinkiest.

Anya has clown porn. Possibly bunny porn, too, because the adrenaline rush of fear heightens the arousal.

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ladycallie October 26 2011, 21:40:57 UTC
I need the Anya/bunny porn fic like now. Fantastic idea!

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ceciliaj October 26 2011, 21:17:44 UTC
I say everyone but Angel, Riley, and Faith. Faith I think prefers the real thing by such a large margin that porn seems unnecessary. However, I think for characters like Buffy and Cordelia, they have romance novels and embarrassing posters of shirtless guys, which is porn-like, but would also not be the most embarrassing thing for someone else to discover. Everyone would be shocked by Dawn's browser history :). And I think Tara has some erotic etchings.

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blackfrancine October 26 2011, 21:29:30 UTC
Everyone would be shocked by Dawn's browser history :)

I totally agree. She's a perv. I can see it in her eyes.

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ceciliaj October 26 2011, 21:34:53 UTC
HEE ICON!

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ever_neutral October 27 2011, 01:45:46 UTC
Amen.

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ladycallie October 26 2011, 21:39:41 UTC
I think Dawn's stash is exclusively online, probably all fanfic.

Tara has a paperback anthology or two, hidden behind a row of taller books on her bookshelf.

Anya has a self of company porn in the living room, for pizza and porn night, which is mostly late night softcore. She and Xander keep the harder bedroom time porn in the drawer on her side of the bed.

Spike has one of everything and leaves it all over his underground crypt, but it's mostly unused save for a bottle of lube that tends to roll under the bed.

Giles has vintage Playboys with a few dog ears on a shelf in his closet.

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gabrielleabelle October 26 2011, 21:47:37 UTC
I think Dawn's stash is exclusively online, probably all fanfic.

*nods*

Actually, *nods* to everything.

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botias October 26 2011, 21:46:11 UTC
I actually thought Tara would have some porn, but I think it would be positive, feminist/lesbian erotica. (please tell me that exists). She evolves into one of the most self-aware and grounded characters on the show, and I think that would extend to her sexuality.

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gabrielleabelle October 26 2011, 21:49:14 UTC
I actually thought Tara would have some porn, but I think it would be positive, feminist/lesbian erotica. (please tell me that exists).

It does!

She introduced Willow to it, too. Then they'd try out different stuff that they saw. TRUTH.

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botias October 26 2011, 22:11:24 UTC
Faith makes a big show of being sexual, but I don't think Faith would have porn, not within the time line of the show. To her sex is a weapon, and I think she's got some really negative experiences and attitudes toward it. Maybe she would think it was entertaining if someone was being humiliated in the porn, though deep down it would feed her insecurity.

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ladycallie October 27 2011, 01:13:05 UTC
It surely does, I can give recs too! :D

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concinnity October 26 2011, 21:54:54 UTC
Whoa. I just ticked every box except Buffy, Willow, Angel. O_o
Buffy is all about repression, Willow is conflicted about gender and genre, Angel just isn't interested often enough/also works pretty hard on repression. I...did not know I had these feelings about the gang!

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gabrielleabelle October 26 2011, 22:56:26 UTC
I...did not know I had these feelings about the gang!

rofl! You're welcome. :)

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