Fic: Cooler Than You

[gabrielleabelle]

Title: Cooler Than You
Rating: PG
Setting: During Buffy's fight with Glory in No Place Like Home
Warnings: Mary Sue.
Word count: 378
Summary: Buffy faces off against the most powerful foe she's ever met. She has no hope. Until she comes to save the day...

Author's Note: Okay, this is a written-between-classes piece prompted by rahirah's recent post about

Comments

[elisi]

::points to icon::

Wonderful!

[gabrielleabelle]

Yes. Yes, she is wonderful.

[ladyofthelog]

HA. HA.

Awesome! The ending was perfection itself.

[gabrielleabelle]

I almost wrote the steamy Buffy/Shazma love scene, but then I realized that my computer would explode from the sheer amount of awesome hotness in it. So, alas, it must remain in my imagination.

[ladyofthelog]

Please tell me that the unicorn had a starring role.

[gabrielleabelle]

Shazma's battery-powered unicorn does play a central part in the super-hot Buffy/Shazma sexing, yes.

[rebcake]

Rebel casual? Battery operated unicorn?

Gah! *iz ded*

[gabrielleabelle]

Don't worry! Shazma will revive you and bring you back to life!

[mikeda]

But, but, she can't.

It's not a mystical death...

:-)

[gabrielleabelle]

Oh, don't doubt Shazma's powers. A few of the Higher Ups owe her a couple favors. She can do anything.

[gillo]

Oh yeah! Love the purple orbs! And the Sexy Vibe of Sexy.

She is really Lord Flashheart in disguise though, isn't she? Whooomph!

[gabrielleabelle]

My Shazma's orbs are the purpliest!

She is really Lord Flashheart in disguise though, isn't she? Whooomph!

*gasp* How did you know that? That was to be the secret plot twist that reveals Shazma's secret identity in Chapter 132!

[waddis]

The unfortunate truth is that there are works like this that aren't ironic.

You're not gonna get upset if we don't like Shazma, right? I mean, you're not gonna wonder how it's possible that she isn't absolutely loved by everyone, right?

[gabrielleabelle]

What? Huh? Everybody loves me Shazma! You're talking nonsense.