FUCK YOOUUUUUUU!!!!!

[gabrieladou]

Okay, so I've just realized that no one reads my livejournal...so fuck you! Of course that would mean I'm talking to myself but it'll keep me busy for the next 2 minutes. I've also come to another realization, I FIGHT SO PEOPLE CAN JUDGE ME FOR MY ACTIONS!!! Oh yeah, this system rocks...but here's how I figure it, fuck you, fuck them, and fuck

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**GASP!**

[gabrieladou]

How dare you...madam...you need an attitude adjustment... Besides...everyone knows Marines don't suck donkey balls...RED-HEADS DO! And yes, you scared me, I am absolutely frightened...wait...no I'm not...sorry. However, I will be back in town at the end of May, and I'm going to throw some big how-to-do. It'll be to celebrate 3 things: 1, my belated birthday (May 7th), 2, my return home, and 3, my little sister's graduation (basically the party will be 2/3 mine, which is why there WILL be alcohol there, I've already decided that and no one can stop me...muwahahahah).

You are more than invited to come, you will receive a formal invitation in the mail when the date gets closer...here is the breakdown: The first part of the evening will consist of a semi-formal dinner with parental types and whole families and what not, then, for the second part, I'm gonna kick the parents out, and we're going to have an actual party, which will lead to Samples getting drunk and having to be driven home (I'll make sure I bring a plastic bag, I get car-sick when I'm really drunk). So if you have any particular alcohol requests, make sure you put them in now, so I can make sure it's there! Oh, and everyone will have to take a shot of the "Red Patch" aka "Red Death" with me (it's this ass-kicking drink my buddy make up that will eventually kick your ass). The great thing about that drink is it takes like 1/2 hour to feel it, so usually I pound somewhere between 3-9 (depends on how much I've already drank) and go do whatever until I slip into some kind of alcohol induced coma...IT'S TOTALLY AWESOME!!! Yeah, but for anyone who has never seen Samples drunk, it'll be great...apparently I'm really easy to mess with when I'm wasted...WE'LL SEE!!!