You have got to be effing kidding me.
This piece of objectifying, condescending, sexist garbage won not only Best Action but Audience Choice in Atom's SW Fan Film Challenge? Seriously? I don't care if it's a parody of those crappy Axe products or not. It's flat out, infuriatingly offensive. Screw you, Atom voters. And dream on. Because no, two hot women are not going to fight over you at first sight, in a bar, using lightsabers, and being disrobed bit by bit for you to ogle and snap cell phone photos of them while you drink beer. But if you quit being the sort of jackass that would vote for this trash, you might someday attract the attention of a real woman - not to mention, you know, making the world a slightly better place. We have enough jackasses already, thanks.
Star Wars: Retold (By Someone Who Hasn't Seen It), on the other hand, was pretty funny. And if that's the George Lucas Selects award winner, then the Great Flanneled One has a decent sense of humor about himself. Good for you, George. That helps make up for the poor dialogue. :P