I give you
New Moon In Fifteen Minutes, because
cleolinda makes me giggle.
Also,
Bella's birthday dress is way too pretty to waste on Bella, and pairing a flocked taffeta dress with Converse sneakers is just horrifying. Kids these days. :P
Edited to add brief and totally unrelated rant:
Walt Whitman, Levi's jeans? Seriously? Could you get any more pretentious? I actually like your jeans a lot, but these commercials are tempting me to go buy some Lee's instead. I recommend 'Song of Myself' for your next advertising campaign - if your magical jeans are inspiring youthful sinewy races to seize a fresh and strong world, surely they'll inspire people to sound their barbaric yawps over the roofs of the world as well. Or maybe 'O Captain My Captain'! Just cut out the lines referring to death and you're golden. Or - and here's a really wild idea - we could all come to grips with the fact that they're jeans, not life-changing opportunities worthy of epic verse. Crazy, I know.