Adam vs. The Fence... the fence won... :D
The Killers concert tonight was a lot of fun... I really wish they had more songs, because it was a really short show, but I enjoyed myself! :D
The way there was possibly more fun though... haha... a bunch of us had a bit to drink before the concert, and Adam had a bit more... lol... and so, we are walking over the the concert (REMAC), and Adam is like "I dare somebody to jump this fence"... and of course, nobody did... and so he attempted it himself... except he forgot to jump... haha... ok, let me be fair: as he was about to jump, he lost his footing and went flying into the fence... long story short, he ended up getting a bunch of cuts and scrapes, and was bleeding and everything... On the bus, this chick got him band-aids from the bus driver, and all was well again... but it was fucking hillarious!
So yeah... um, last night was shitty... I had not class this morning, so we partied a bit last night... and I was a fucking idiot and drank too much... fuck me... oh well... live and learn... Ugh... I must sound like a fucking alcoholic... *hates self*... this summer should be pretty much sober, so no worries...
Jeff, Adam, and I went to check out our apartment for next year earlier today... while we did get screwed by housing (long story...), the apartment is pretty nice... so I guess things don't completely suck, lol...
I'll be home in a bit over a week... doesn't that rock!
And finally... a joke my grandpa sent me... I can always count on my grandparents to provide some good, wholesome... dirty-ass jokes, lol...
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.
The way there was possibly more fun though... haha... a bunch of us had a bit to drink before the concert, and Adam had a bit more... lol... and so, we are walking over the the concert (REMAC), and Adam is like "I dare somebody to jump this fence"... and of course, nobody did... and so he attempted it himself... except he forgot to jump... haha... ok, let me be fair: as he was about to jump, he lost his footing and went flying into the fence... long story short, he ended up getting a bunch of cuts and scrapes, and was bleeding and everything... On the bus, this chick got him band-aids from the bus driver, and all was well again... but it was fucking hillarious!
So yeah... um, last night was shitty... I had not class this morning, so we partied a bit last night... and I was a fucking idiot and drank too much... fuck me... oh well... live and learn... Ugh... I must sound like a fucking alcoholic... *hates self*... this summer should be pretty much sober, so no worries...
Jeff, Adam, and I went to check out our apartment for next year earlier today... while we did get screwed by housing (long story...), the apartment is pretty nice... so I guess things don't completely suck, lol...
I'll be home in a bit over a week... doesn't that rock!
And finally... a joke my grandpa sent me... I can always count on my grandparents to provide some good, wholesome... dirty-ass jokes, lol...
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.