A Day in the Life Of... or What You See When You Sober Up and Stop Being a Wasted Twink
Friday night at club Rayn is gay night. That means that you:
Start saying your hellos. T-town is too hot to dance and too small to have a real gay bar, so the gay club is basically just a DAR meeting for cock sucking.
If you brought a boyfriend, make out with him. If you're wasted, make out with the other wasted twinks. If you're a daddy, watch all the making out and choose your next boyfriend.
Grab every person's ass that you can.
You will run into your ex. Try to be awkward enough that he doesn't want you back, but not so awkward that you won't be able to look him in the eye when you see him next Friday.
Wasted twinks now go to the restroom to smoke a fag. Everyone else lights up.
You're leaving. Make your rounds of good-byes and, if the lights have come on, find out where the after parties are!
Good night!
Start saying your hellos. T-town is too hot to dance and too small to have a real gay bar, so the gay club is basically just a DAR meeting for cock sucking.
If you brought a boyfriend, make out with him. If you're wasted, make out with the other wasted twinks. If you're a daddy, watch all the making out and choose your next boyfriend.
Grab every person's ass that you can.
You will run into your ex. Try to be awkward enough that he doesn't want you back, but not so awkward that you won't be able to look him in the eye when you see him next Friday.
Wasted twinks now go to the restroom to smoke a fag. Everyone else lights up.
You're leaving. Make your rounds of good-byes and, if the lights have come on, find out where the after parties are!
Good night!