STUFFSPAM FOR MARYAM!
today i am here for maryam. [ idktbh ] to try making her *happee* so she can get some SLEEP. IMAGE HEAVY.
Maryam likes kid!fic, I'll give her kid!frank
heehee
(thank you, jam XD such useful, our label)
grown up pete says:
(btw bb if you've seen any of this already, doesn't matter, they bring us happy anyway, anytime)
(... frank does not approve)
then naughty blond girl showed gerard a huge, sparkly, pink -
and then aaron carter showed frank his-
and then gerard showed frank his ---
and after a few minutes frank was all like
and gerard was tired like
and if you ask them about it, they get all giggly
"cut it out, you guys"
"we're just bffs"
"it's like a brother love"
Frank says: .. if you catch my drift
Mikey: *blushes*
super g does not enjoy the pun.
Frank says: I LOVE JAMIA!!
"My best friend and best friend only, Gerard, is kinda weird"
But Quinn knows what Frank wants with Gerard
And AWESOMEBRIANASKHDKJR@HSOHAIBRIAN had to act.
and then they, who were so far inside the closet they were getting into Narnia, came out.
slightly, at first
some extra caring...
but gerard way is such a TEASE
showing off his oh so fucking adorable tiny teef
and his...
and letting the obvious be more obvious OHAI BULGE
frank looked...
frank tried to ignore gerard
frank tried joining another band
but he could no longer ignore gerard's ridic ~exotic beauty
and his mojo
and his sanity
and faces
and his FREAKING TINY TEEF
and manhood
and healthy habits
and his love for kids - he would make such a great husband...
and his nintendo skills
and all frank could think about was gerard
geraaaaaard
geraarrrrd!
Gerard. Gerard! GERARD!
and Frank said HOLY SHIT, FUCK YOU GERARD, JUST, NNNGH-
"heehee, what, frank?"
mikey tried to seduce frank..
but frank was already charmed
AND GAVE IN.
and Bob was like "CUT IT OUT, I SWEAR TO GOD IMMA BREAK YOUR FACES, MOTHERFUCKERS"
other Brian said: "oh my"
Steve said: "cheese"
and jared said "whatever"
and Bert said:
but Gerard was listening to nothing but his own heartbeats, still fast for he had just climaxed 4 times...
but Frank, as the hyperactive child he is, was already giving interviews
mikey was watching the interview on his super phone
the sheer thought of his brother fucking frank killed him
but gerard refused to say anything about his loss
"So, how are you feeling about your brother dying of 'omg thats so gross'?"
"nu-uh."
and he loved his brother so much, he decided to start fucking around and project his miserable life sleeping with strangers.
like brian.
"What's up Bri?"
"Cool"
"Are you sleeping with Gerard Way?"
"Where were you guys last night?"
"Were you dressed?"
"What were you doing?"
"Holy shit, Brian Molko, you're such a girl."
No, I am not.
"Yes you are"
"I AM NOT, I LIKE PUSSY!"
"What about Stefan, eh Brian?"
Brian decides to go back to Stefan and Gerard is left alone. All screwed up, he tries to kill himself jumping out of a building in a ~poetic Way.
but he doesn't die because Gerard Way will NEVER EVER EEEEVER DIE. So he decides to date a... 'woman'. But that doesnt work either and Mikey comes back from the dead to his beloved laptop to write us a story.
and BATMAN COMES IN.
and they all quit the ridic, and frank is back with gerard, and jamia is back with frank and gerard finds lyn and mikey is back from the dead - something that made gerard very happy and no longer suicidal.
Mikey! YOU'RE BAAAAAAAACK! Let's take a pictureeeeeeeeeee
mway says: stfu, gerard.
stfu, gabi.
ILU MARYAM BB BE WELL OK OK OK OK OK? kthx(du)baaaaaai