Dear Michael Moore

[gabemobius]

Kindly go die in a fire, you pompous, self-righteous asshole. No-one with more than an iota of common sense gives a shit about your poorly-researched propaganda 'films', and the only reason you even have any popularity is because you pander to the majority of the 'rebellious' youth who are vehemently anti-establishment. Not only that, but you do so by fabricating evidence, and refusing to even acknowledge evidence to the contrary of whatever agenda you're currently pushing.

Get your fat ass out of my goddamn movie theatre, and go choke on a tub of tofu, you bloated whore.

No love,
Me.