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[gabeen]

Your Linguistic Profile:

85% General American English
5% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
5% Yankee
0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Your Pimp Name Is...

Pimptress Dazzle
What's Your Pimp Name?

Your Kissing Purity Score: 31% Pure

You're not one to kiss and tell...

But word is, you kiss pretty well.
Kissing Purity Test