Okay, you know what? This lost in the woods thing is gettin old. I never read fairy tales when I was little. My mom told me stories based on the Greek and Roman myths, stuff like that. So I don't even know what's supposed to happen next.
I'm in the fucking woods with some girl who thinks she's my sister, and I'm wearin leather shorts that are chafing the hell outta me, and I miss
Destiny even though she was laughin at me, and I want some damned Pepsi before my head implodes from lack of caffeine. At least this Gretel chick isn't picking on me for my attire.
Huh. This is interesting. Creepy little house tucked back in the trees. I guess it'd be too much to hope for that they have a phone.
What's that smell? It almost smells like...
...chocolate?