I Return!
Auntie is back my children, and I desperatley need to give you all advice. I must be off to discuss the mysteries of romance with a charming young man from the Black Forest, or I would give you all some now. Well since you begged, here is some quick advice.
It's February that magical time of year when we curse the weather and huddle for warmth. Love is in the air, or at least thoughts of a quick fling, for warmth of course. My advice to you my duckies is this. Enjoy it now before your skin starts sagging, and no one wants to see you naked.
I will leave you now with a ridiculously charming saying I read on a greeting card in Rome
Dance like no one is looking, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like no one is listening, live like it's heaven on earth.
Ta Ta for now my loves, I must bathe in fragrant oils before meeting with that dashing german.
It's February that magical time of year when we curse the weather and huddle for warmth. Love is in the air, or at least thoughts of a quick fling, for warmth of course. My advice to you my duckies is this. Enjoy it now before your skin starts sagging, and no one wants to see you naked.
I will leave you now with a ridiculously charming saying I read on a greeting card in Rome
Dance like no one is looking, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like no one is listening, live like it's heaven on earth.
Ta Ta for now my loves, I must bathe in fragrant oils before meeting with that dashing german.