A Gentle Chiding
Auntie is a bit dissapointed with her little ducklings. In the past week I have heard countless young ladies bemoaning their sad lack of looks. Foolishness, I tell you. There are perhaps two actually unattractive people in the entire world. Today I'm going to tell you how to get over it and start appreciating yourself. Find what you think to be your most physically appealing attribute. Focus on it. Tell yourself "I may have a big rear, but my ankles are exquisite, and who can improve on perfection". The important thing is that you really mean it. When you start feeling ugly focus on your exquisite ankles ( or hands whatever it is, you get the point ).
I will leave you with this before I dash off to my glamourous high paying job, one day I strolled through a market in Marakesh, wondering aloud to my traveling companion if I was truly an attractive and worthwhile person, a crone carrying beaded shoes said to me, "Honey just remember, your worth exactly what you think your worth." Take from it what you will ducklings. I encourage you all to tell Auntie (and everyone else who reads my column) what your most stunning feature is, gentleman this means you as well. I will start just to get things moving, I have an exqusite bottom. Ciao my lovelies, I'm off to the high powered world of retail.
I will leave you with this before I dash off to my glamourous high paying job, one day I strolled through a market in Marakesh, wondering aloud to my traveling companion if I was truly an attractive and worthwhile person, a crone carrying beaded shoes said to me, "Honey just remember, your worth exactly what you think your worth." Take from it what you will ducklings. I encourage you all to tell Auntie (and everyone else who reads my column) what your most stunning feature is, gentleman this means you as well. I will start just to get things moving, I have an exqusite bottom. Ciao my lovelies, I'm off to the high powered world of retail.