this is the least ridiculous topic of conversation that dafnap and i shared today

Jun 18, 2010 17:07

Another episode in the ongoing story of Castiel Envessels Everything Ever.

dafnap: when cas came down the chimney
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0udh1jPCU1qaf1cvo1_500.jpg
because he possessed Santa

me: HEEE

dafnap: and there was no Christmas, that year.

me: the reindeer start wandering into arctic towns
rampaging
getting real drunk
bellowing at the locals
HE LEFT US, they bleat
HE SAID THERE IS NO SANTA
sobbing into their buckets of coors lite
frothy snouts and wobbling knees

dafnap: oh my god please
please introduce the deer to cheeseburgers
and Sam's horrified face
and Dean is like, "YOU DRANK DEMON BLOOD, HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT."

me: this is the alternate 4x20
where they deliver poor santa back to his workshop and the deer have turned it into a frat house that reeks of poo and reindeer orgies
rudolph gets possessed and tries to skewer santa and everyone's crying, crying
sam and dean just back out slowly and climb aboard their snowmobile
they do not look back

maybe it's time for a castiel tag, the hivemind cometh

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