Scooter P. Jennings - new love o my life

[gabaldon]

Me on the phone with my mother:  "I'm so glad I brought Scooter (my cat) to come live with me.  He's so much better than a real boy.  Just right now he is laying on my lap staring at me with adoration.  I love this cat."

Scooter randomly takes a fierce bite out of my hand

"Never mind.  He is like a real boy"

I like him anyway.