Letters to Heaven
Dear Friends,
Thank you for your well wishes yesterday. I'm sure it helped! The test wasn't so bad.
Dear Michael Vick,
Um, you were flying back to Atlanta. I'm quite sure you could get some pot there. Why did you need to bring it on the plane with you? You're an idiot.
Dear Liquor Store in Seekonk,
What time do you open?
Dear Written Exam Day One,
Thank you for being interesting, and not near as scary as I expected. I'm sorry my answers were so short. I'll step it up for day two, okay?
Dear Far Side Calendar Comic For Today,
Why are you not funny? I do not get you.
Dear Stomach,
What is wrong with you? Why do you feel funny? Is it something I've done? I need you to be more specific in your needs.
Dear Written Exam Day Two,
Please don't be hard. Please, please ask questions I know the answers to. Please? Pretty please?
Dear To Do List,
Why are you so long? Do I really have to mop the floor? Yes, I know I leave footprints in the floor in dust/dirt when I walk, but is that really so bad? Yes? Fine.
Dear "Queer Public History" Class,
Why are you sending me an email? More power to you, I'm sure you are a great class, but you don't really have anything to do with my course of study. Why am I on your list?
Dear Friggity Freezing Weather,
Go away! I'm cold! I don't care if it's January.
Thank you for your well wishes yesterday. I'm sure it helped! The test wasn't so bad.
Dear Michael Vick,
Um, you were flying back to Atlanta. I'm quite sure you could get some pot there. Why did you need to bring it on the plane with you? You're an idiot.
Dear Liquor Store in Seekonk,
What time do you open?
Dear Written Exam Day One,
Thank you for being interesting, and not near as scary as I expected. I'm sorry my answers were so short. I'll step it up for day two, okay?
Dear Far Side Calendar Comic For Today,
Why are you not funny? I do not get you.
Dear Stomach,
What is wrong with you? Why do you feel funny? Is it something I've done? I need you to be more specific in your needs.
Dear Written Exam Day Two,
Please don't be hard. Please, please ask questions I know the answers to. Please? Pretty please?
Dear To Do List,
Why are you so long? Do I really have to mop the floor? Yes, I know I leave footprints in the floor in dust/dirt when I walk, but is that really so bad? Yes? Fine.
Dear "Queer Public History" Class,
Why are you sending me an email? More power to you, I'm sure you are a great class, but you don't really have anything to do with my course of study. Why am I on your list?
Dear Friggity Freezing Weather,
Go away! I'm cold! I don't care if it's January.