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http://www.wordlibs.com/genre/libs/index.php?name=Vampire+Knight+Madlib&story=4517 A big party was planned. The Moon Dorm was being decorated with Blade and Fang while the entire Sun Dorm had been decked in Soda.
Chairman Cross had made a special Meatballs for the party... his style, of course. Toga Yagari was on hand and said he would Pound the first vampire who got out of line. Meanwhile, several of the vampires plotted to replace his eye patch with a stick.
'I'm going to wear my best Pants and Underwear' said Aido, who wanted to look very good and make Kaname proud.
'Just try not to make trouble,' Kain warned. 'You remember last year when you froze all the lollipop to the candy and it took us a week to thaw them out?'
'Well at least I didn't burn all of razors hole by mistake!' Aido huffed.
'Hurry up or we'll be late,' Ruka told them as she adjusted the pickle in her hair and slid on her Shirt.
A couple of halls over, Shiki and Rima were in Takuma's room, Doing a few last minute ball.
'Watch out for the pretzal!' Takuma warned as Shiki nearly did it.
Over in the Sun Dorms, Yuki was still digging through her closet, throwing socks and shoes onto the floor as she tried to decide what to wear. 'Ah ha!' she said, finally selecting hat.
Zero, who was already dressed in a Tight with Blue trim, showed up at her door. 'Hey, why are you over here? Aren't you a vampire now? For that matter, who the hell rebuilt the Moon Dorm?'
'Hush!' Yuki told him as she quickly painted her nails Red. 'This is a mad-lib, don't bring reason or logic into it. Here, put this on.' She handed him a Rose to put in his button hole.
About that time, Kaname showed up in a motorcycle to pick Yuki up for the party. The fangirl peanut gallery in the wings all swoon and lay at seeing the Kaname and Zero in the same room.
OH BABY!!' said Zero. 'Who says you get to take her?'
'Last time you saw her you said you wanted to kill her...' Kaname pointed out as he presented Yuki with a big bouquet of Pink Lavendar.
'Yeah right, like he really means that,' murmur the fangirl peanut gallery who were looking particularly confused because they suddenly realize they have not been invited to the party.
'Mad lib!' Yuki reminded as she accepted the bouquet with a smile and a laugh. 'You may both escort me to the party.'
Crap!!' the fangirl peanut gallery cheer, except those who are plotting devious ways of getting rid of Yuki, like kissing her with an bed, so they can drool over the two boys unobstructed.
'But first...' Yuki said in a shy tone. 'I want you two to kiss and make up. Literally.'
The fangirl peanut gallery nosebleeds and suck wildly, all quickly forgiving Yuki for existing and dropping their balls.
Kaname and Zero look at each other with expressions of bliss. Zero's face was very peach and Kaname looked a little embarrassed.
'Well, if we must, we must,' Kaname said practically and slid his arm around the hunter's penis.
Zero looked shocked but grabbed Kaname's boobs firmly and the two of them lip-locked. All the fangirls died of anemia, quivering like rabid wolf. The pureblood and the hunter kissed for 666 second before they finally separated with a mutual So good!!'
Yuki seemed very relieved. Kaname and Zero each took one of her arm and escorted her off to the party, leaving the fangirls yawning in puddles of drool.
At the party, they played Punk and everyone danced the ballroom. Everyone drank lots of wine and whiskey and ate lots of apple with pie and generally had a great time. There were party games like pokemon and .hack//gu. Aido was crowned the king of DDR while Zero and Kaname both tied at guitar hero and Takuma and Shiki ended up under the table after a drinking game that involved fighter.
Someone did steal Yagari's eye patch and he turned them into porn star, much to Cross' hauty but otherwise, the evening was a giant success and everyone had a great time.