Quotes - #31: Reader's Digest's.
Oscar Wilde (writer):
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much."
Stephen Fry (actor):
"An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them."
Sir Winston Churchill (politician):
"When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticise or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home."
William Shakespeare (playwright):
"Maids want nothing but husbands and when they have them, they want everything."