Blair defends Bush visit Guardian Unlimited
The prime minister, Tony Blair, today publicly defended his decision to invite the US president for a state visit to the UK, as the first details of Mr Bush's itinerary were released by Downing Street and a lone protester scaled the gates of Buckingham palace.
Mmm, I love how far Tony has his nose up my arse on all foreign policy matters.
So, I'm visiting England, and I'm really nervous because I'm not sure how to speak British. Is London in the United Kingdom, or Scotland? All this traveling and geography makes my head hurt. I'm going to play some video games.