К премьере "Бруно"
Шутки, которые Саша Барон Коэн повторяет во всех интервью, но на первый раз смешно:
• “I’ve just seen the movie Borat, and I found it a really offensive portrayal of a foreigner. The guy in it called Sacha Cohen is a total gay. The wife is a total beard. She gets even less sex than Katie Holmes.”
• “I’m totally hairless except for this treasure trail of hair. More men have walked down this than Fifth Avenue.”
• “I want to say that I find Obama an inspiration. It gives me great hope that, after years of struggle, someone can at last get in to the White House despite being incredibly hot. On the other hand, it’s slightly disappointing that he needed that beard, Michelle, to help him.”
• “The Austrians styled WWII. Basically, Hitler was responsible for the most stylish uniforms of the last 3,000 years ... You might not agree with Adolph’s politics. Let’s not get into that debate - he could be right, he could be wrong. I actually know the grandson of Hitler’s personal assistant, and apparently, behind the scenes, he could be a real tyrant. Worse than Elton, even.”
• “I have the people who do Salma Hayek. They do me, but apparently, sometimes, it’s really hard to get hold of them because they get exhausted preparing for her. Apparently she has enough hair to stuff a mattress.”
• “I’ve just seen the movie Borat, and I found it a really offensive portrayal of a foreigner. The guy in it called Sacha Cohen is a total gay. The wife is a total beard. She gets even less sex than Katie Holmes.”
• “I’m totally hairless except for this treasure trail of hair. More men have walked down this than Fifth Avenue.”
• “I want to say that I find Obama an inspiration. It gives me great hope that, after years of struggle, someone can at last get in to the White House despite being incredibly hot. On the other hand, it’s slightly disappointing that he needed that beard, Michelle, to help him.”
• “The Austrians styled WWII. Basically, Hitler was responsible for the most stylish uniforms of the last 3,000 years ... You might not agree with Adolph’s politics. Let’s not get into that debate - he could be right, he could be wrong. I actually know the grandson of Hitler’s personal assistant, and apparently, behind the scenes, he could be a real tyrant. Worse than Elton, even.”
• “I have the people who do Salma Hayek. They do me, but apparently, sometimes, it’s really hard to get hold of them because they get exhausted preparing for her. Apparently she has enough hair to stuff a mattress.”