Creeepy. EVERY one is true.
You Know You're a Dancer When...
...you sit in a straddle when you are watching TV. (It's natural.)
...your body cracks loud enough to stop class. (Hurray hips.)
...you pointe you toes even during sit ups. (I pointe for everything!)
...you dance down the hallway instead of walk. (It's more fun that way.)
...you know most barres aren't in jails. (And many things can act as bars.)
...you do plies and tendus while waiting in line. (It kills time.)
...watching TV is not a time to relax, it is a time to stretch (Yupp.)
...you do grande jetes in the parking lot and down the streets. (And at work.)
...you perform calmly before crowds yet suffer anxiety during school tests. (I love the stage.)
...you are well coordinated in class but trip over your own feet walking (Don't watch me in flip flops.)
...a new leotard makes your whole day (I just got a new one!!!!)
...every hard floor is like a place for practicing. (Carpet works, too.)
...you walk with your feet turned out unconsciously (Apparently, I waddle.)
...you know the butterfly isnt an animal, but a stretch. (Everyone knows that.)
...you use every handrail you see for practicing your fouette. (Or balance or stretch.)
...you hear classical music and you need to dance (Any music.)
...you own 25 pairs of shoes...but 20 of them are for dance. (I just got new ballet shoes.)
...your calves look like softballs because they are so big. (Um, I'm just big all over.)
...you suddenly can't count past 8 (Who needs to?)
...When those ballerina Barbies irritate you because they aren't turned out and can't bend their arms! (Ew.)
...Your kitchen floor has marks all over it from tap shoes. (No, but my carpet at home is worn to shit.)
...Before everything you do you say 5,6,7,8 (In my head of course.)
...Glitter is imbedded in you skin for life. (It's in my bed, my clothing, my hair...)
...When you go to get your hair cut you tell them to cut it long enough to be able to put it in a bun. (Notice how I've never had short hair?)
...You consider tights a fashion accessory. (They are very functional.)
...Every song that come on the radio you know a combo to. (It gets annoying.)
...You have ever fallen asleep in the splits. (It's comfy.)
...You have ever said "200 sit-ups no prob." (More like 400, no prob.)
...you lean down to pick something up and your leg shoots up to a 180* (Why do monkeys have tails? To balance them out.)
...you sit in a straddle when you are watching TV. (It's natural.)
...your body cracks loud enough to stop class. (Hurray hips.)
...you pointe you toes even during sit ups. (I pointe for everything!)
...you dance down the hallway instead of walk. (It's more fun that way.)
...you know most barres aren't in jails. (And many things can act as bars.)
...you do plies and tendus while waiting in line. (It kills time.)
...watching TV is not a time to relax, it is a time to stretch (Yupp.)
...you do grande jetes in the parking lot and down the streets. (And at work.)
...you perform calmly before crowds yet suffer anxiety during school tests. (I love the stage.)
...you are well coordinated in class but trip over your own feet walking (Don't watch me in flip flops.)
...a new leotard makes your whole day (I just got a new one!!!!)
...every hard floor is like a place for practicing. (Carpet works, too.)
...you walk with your feet turned out unconsciously (Apparently, I waddle.)
...you know the butterfly isnt an animal, but a stretch. (Everyone knows that.)
...you use every handrail you see for practicing your fouette. (Or balance or stretch.)
...you hear classical music and you need to dance (Any music.)
...you own 25 pairs of shoes...but 20 of them are for dance. (I just got new ballet shoes.)
...your calves look like softballs because they are so big. (Um, I'm just big all over.)
...you suddenly can't count past 8 (Who needs to?)
...When those ballerina Barbies irritate you because they aren't turned out and can't bend their arms! (Ew.)
...Your kitchen floor has marks all over it from tap shoes. (No, but my carpet at home is worn to shit.)
...Before everything you do you say 5,6,7,8 (In my head of course.)
...Glitter is imbedded in you skin for life. (It's in my bed, my clothing, my hair...)
...When you go to get your hair cut you tell them to cut it long enough to be able to put it in a bun. (Notice how I've never had short hair?)
...You consider tights a fashion accessory. (They are very functional.)
...Every song that come on the radio you know a combo to. (It gets annoying.)
...You have ever fallen asleep in the splits. (It's comfy.)
...You have ever said "200 sit-ups no prob." (More like 400, no prob.)
...you lean down to pick something up and your leg shoots up to a 180* (Why do monkeys have tails? To balance them out.)