Government jackasses
I was driving home this morning from an errand, and i noticed the engine's temperature was higher than normal. I was already at the araneta-quezon ave. intersection, so i thought "ok lang, malapit na ko sa bahay" even if the traffic was rather slow. The light turned red as i neared the intersection, but then this cop suddenly motioned for the cars to just continue to move forward. So i thought, "cool, even the police are helping out the mmda ease up the traffic." All of a sudden this black nissan safari cuts me from the right (i was in the middle lane) followed by another SUV with ugly buttheads in barong and shades telling me to give way! Surprise surprise, it's a friggin' government official. So the 2 suv's turn left to araneta (from the friggin outermost right lane!) then this cop bangs on my friggn window several times (parang babble ampf) and shouts at me! I was like "What the hell man??" Good thing he didn't ask me to pull over or anything. Oh wait, that's right, that's coz i didn't do anything wrong! Gnocco! So eventually i just sped past that scumbag. Man was i pissed! I mean the other cop told me to go straight then this moron slams his fist on my window because that dumbass government official couldn't wait for a few cars to move forward. To serve and protect my ass! Now i know how black people feel. I mean the guy in the SUV was probably just a congressman, if it was the president or the vice i would understand. But a congressman? Gimme a break. Batasan is in the other direction dumbass. But to be fair to all cops and congressmen, i'm sure there are a few good men out there. The rest are just faggots in suits and uniform. Friggin' indioooos! molto gnocco e finocchio!
On a lighter note, it only took me an hour to renew my license today! No fixers or anything, praise God! I even brought a book to keep myself busy coz bo and chuck told me that it took them the whole day to renew theirs. Of course i'm not telling where i had mine renewed, hahaha. Not that it really matters, haha labo. There were only a few people, and i had just enough piss to fill the small bottle. As in sakto. Hahaha too much information? Anyway, it was like a sunday in that LTO branch. One of the medical crew, or so i think he is, even struck up a conversation with me when he saw the book i carried, "The Romanov Prophecy." He kept on telling me about how the supposed Anastasia that was found was a fake according to the DNA tests a couple of years ago. But according to Wikipedia, the testing was done in '94! Hahaha Then he rambled on about this movie with Ingrid Bergman in it or something, he eventually recommended that i watch the animated version. "Panoorin mo yung cartoons na movie, that's a very accurate account, puwera na lang yung mangkukulam (Rasputin). Hahaha! They were still talking about it when i left the room like two guys in a tavern with nothing to do for the whole day. Without the beer of course, haha.
My grandfather and i had lunch at Wham! burgers today, sulit sya promise. Ginormous burger for P72, compared sa brothers na uber mahal. But i think they're using extenders. Anyway something funny happened when we stopped by the grocery to buy some dvd-r's (my ol' gramps is sort of a techie nowadays, he bought 2 friggin' wireless routers for the house). As we were crossing the street, this brand new Volvo S80 comes cruising down the road and it's license plate was that of a congressman's. I really wanted to give the guy the finger, coz he probably bought that with our friggin' money and he's showing it off everyone. Friggin' loser. But i couldn't coz my grandfather was there. All of a sudden he shouts "TULISAN! TULISAN! TULISAN! TULISAN! Mga putangingang tulisan!" as the car passed by. Hahahaha, i couldn't stop laughing. It was really loud and it caught the attention of the other people on the sidewalk. Hahahaha my thoughts exactly. Watta day.:))
On a lighter note, it only took me an hour to renew my license today! No fixers or anything, praise God! I even brought a book to keep myself busy coz bo and chuck told me that it took them the whole day to renew theirs. Of course i'm not telling where i had mine renewed, hahaha. Not that it really matters, haha labo. There were only a few people, and i had just enough piss to fill the small bottle. As in sakto. Hahaha too much information? Anyway, it was like a sunday in that LTO branch. One of the medical crew, or so i think he is, even struck up a conversation with me when he saw the book i carried, "The Romanov Prophecy." He kept on telling me about how the supposed Anastasia that was found was a fake according to the DNA tests a couple of years ago. But according to Wikipedia, the testing was done in '94! Hahaha Then he rambled on about this movie with Ingrid Bergman in it or something, he eventually recommended that i watch the animated version. "Panoorin mo yung cartoons na movie, that's a very accurate account, puwera na lang yung mangkukulam (Rasputin). Hahaha! They were still talking about it when i left the room like two guys in a tavern with nothing to do for the whole day. Without the beer of course, haha.
My grandfather and i had lunch at Wham! burgers today, sulit sya promise. Ginormous burger for P72, compared sa brothers na uber mahal. But i think they're using extenders. Anyway something funny happened when we stopped by the grocery to buy some dvd-r's (my ol' gramps is sort of a techie nowadays, he bought 2 friggin' wireless routers for the house). As we were crossing the street, this brand new Volvo S80 comes cruising down the road and it's license plate was that of a congressman's. I really wanted to give the guy the finger, coz he probably bought that with our friggin' money and he's showing it off everyone. Friggin' loser. But i couldn't coz my grandfather was there. All of a sudden he shouts "TULISAN! TULISAN! TULISAN! TULISAN! Mga putangingang tulisan!" as the car passed by. Hahahaha, i couldn't stop laughing. It was really loud and it caught the attention of the other people on the sidewalk. Hahahaha my thoughts exactly. Watta day.:))