Quagmire...On The Prowl
Look out, ladies. Quagmire's here and he's ready for action! Actually, I didn't really give a damn about blogging until I was restricted from using Myspace. Trust me, if you'd seen that chick's assets, you wouldn't have thought she was fourteen either. Besides, you'd think that they could come up with another word other than "blogging". Hell, last time I went looking for a "blogging", I ended up tied to a mattress by a Bangkok whore with a whip and a hand puppet. Aaah, memories. Oh well, I figure I'll give this thing a try. Who knows, I might even like it.
A little bit of info about myself. I make a pretty good living as an airline pilot after spending a lot of time surrounded by seamen...on a naval ship.
I live in Quahog, Rhode Island close to my good friends Peter (and his hot ass wife Lois), Cleveland (whose ex-wife I slept with, but it's all good because she was a bitch anyways), and Joe (whose wife is now entering her tenth or eleventh trimester).
A little bit of info about myself. I make a pretty good living as an airline pilot after spending a lot of time surrounded by seamen...on a naval ship.
I live in Quahog, Rhode Island close to my good friends Peter (and his hot ass wife Lois), Cleveland (whose ex-wife I slept with, but it's all good because she was a bitch anyways), and Joe (whose wife is now entering her tenth or eleventh trimester).