Breakfast...
[Mom cooks eggs, puts them on a table for me]
[I look at them, then walk to the fridge, looking on top I see there is no bread]
"Oh my gawd. If there is no bread I'm gonna freak..." [Walking towards bread box]
"Jesus Christ you idiot, its right here." [Picks bread up and drops it, it was no more than 3 inches from my plate]
"I'm glad I didn't let you cook"
[I look at them, then walk to the fridge, looking on top I see there is no bread]
"Oh my gawd. If there is no bread I'm gonna freak..." [Walking towards bread box]
"Jesus Christ you idiot, its right here." [Picks bread up and drops it, it was no more than 3 inches from my plate]
"I'm glad I didn't let you cook"