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Oct 07, 2005 01:13

So I was looking for a funny picture of Karl Rove to Photoshop in honor of his impending indictment. And sure enough I found one and I downloaded it to a folder and completely forgot where I saved it. So I was looking for where I saved the picture and was horrified when I found some pictures I hadn't put in there. There was porn in my photoshop image folders. Had I forgotten to properly hide porn on my computer?

No way, when it comes to hiding porn on my PC I've become a ninja. I mean, my mom uses that computer too... So I looked and immediately recognized the face in the pictures. Dude, it was my sister. And not the one who WOULD take naked pictures of herself. Hell, I was getting spyware off her computer and found some pictures that were supposed to go to her boyfriend and after I regained my sight I closed that folder and never looked at it again. No, no, not the ex-slut sister, no this was the nice sister.

Suddenly I feel a little nausea start stirring up as I think about it. I mean, I've seen so many naked pictures in my life nothing really shocks me anymore but this shocked me. Now I don't know whether to delete them from my computer. I mean if I do then she'll know I saw them and deleted them. Then, I'll have to actually confront her about it and I don't want her to know. Somehow if I don't know that she knows that I know everything is still ok and I can pretend nothing ever happened.

I shouldn't be so freaked out, I mean she's an adult and god knows there's embarassing pictures of my bare ass out there somewhere just waiting to come to light during my senate run. No, fuck that dude, these were just more than naked pictures. Had they just been naked pictures it wouldn't be so bad but these were, uh, graphic in nature. I didn't look at all of them so I don't know how far it goes and honestly, I don't want to know.

On the bright side, at least it wasn't my mom.

eh...

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